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If Celebrities Were Prostitutes...

If Celebrities Were Prostitutes...

Kristin Davis (the madam not the Sex and the City star) knows a good hooker when she sees one. She was, after all, the woman behind the whole Eliot Spitzer scandal, and now that she’s out of prison for that debacle she’s ready to talk about the world’s oldest profession again.
 

This time her sights are set on celebrities though. In an interview...

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Bikini Clad Teacher Tiffany Shepherd Fired From The Schoolhouse, Sent to the Jailhouse

Bikini Clad Teacher Tiffany Shepherd Fired From The Schoolhouse, Sent to the Jailhouse

Remember Tiffany Shepherd? She’s the (former) high school biology teacher who spent her weekends as a bikini-clad shipmate on Smokin’ Em Charters fishing tours. She became an internet sensation when she claimed she was fired for her extracurricular activities… and when pictures of her surfaced.
 

I know you’ve been wondering what she’s been up t...

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iFart App Makes Thousands Of Dollars, Proves People Will Buy Just About Any Crap

iFart App Makes Thousands Of Dollars, Proves People Will Buy Just About Any Crap

At least someone is making assloads of money these days… and it’s the creator of iFart. The application is currently the #1 paid program in the app store.
 

Sad, but true.
 

For the low, low price of just $0.99, you can enjoy a wide variety of fart sounds from Jack the Ripper to The Sick Dog right on your iPhone.
 

And, lest you be concerned, ...

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Melissa Jo Berry Plays Football in Lingerie, Sues Ex-Boyfriend Over Nude Photos

Melissa Jo Berry Plays Football in Lingerie, Sues Ex-Boyfriend Over Nude Photos

Melissa Jo Berry is a “football” player for the Lingerie Football League and she’s laying a smackdown on her ex-boyfriend.
 

The 24-year-old Berry is suing Mark Dawson (who, by the way, is a "safe dating" expert) for posting nude and intimate photos of her on the Internet. She says Dawson “tried to extort, humiliate and hurt her by showing the ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I Mark Dawson shows up on the schedule of the college here, I will email a protest.

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Recycle Christmas Wrapping Paper: It's Time For An Anything But Clothes Party

Recycle Christmas Wrapping Paper: It's Time For An Anything But Clothes Party

College students are known for their concern about the environment. As such, they can't just throw away all that wrapping paper and bubble wrap once the holidays are over. It just wouldn't be right. Fortunately there's a solution: It's an Anything But Clothes party and it's exactly what it sounds like. You know what they say... be safe and wrap ...

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Eight Alcoholic Menorahs for the Eight Nights of Hanukkah

Eight Alcoholic Menorahs for the Eight Nights of Hanukkah

Last week, we posted a gallery of Christmas trees made out of beer. Now, lest you think Jews are lesser drunkards than their Christian pals, we present photos of menorahs made of alcohol bottles. There's everything from the cheap beer inspired models to high class Grey Goose masterpieces with everything else in between. But in making your own, b...

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Apple Kills iBoob Application, Breaks Techies' Hearts

Apple Kills iBoob Application, Breaks Techies' Hearts

Apple ruins all the fun. The application store recently denied a new application that would allow users to simply stare at a pair of bouncing breasts. Well, not just simply stare… they could also affect the direction and vigorousness of the bouncing by shaking their iPhone.
 

However, Apple put a stop to the moving breasts by rejecting iBoobs on...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Funny stuff! But did you see this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRLLsj8DdAw

It's actually the #1 app in the itune app store right now! For real...

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A Weird Weekend In Sports: Fan Tackles Patriots' Seau and Ref Tackles Rams Player

A Weird Weekend In Sports: Fan Tackles Patriots' Seau and Ref Tackles Rams Player

It wasn’t just players getting into the game this weekend in football. A fan jumped on the field during Sunday’s Patriots game and tackled linebacker Junior Seau while a ref got a little too into the Rams game.
 

Todd Kobus, 31, was arrested and charged with assault, battery and trespassing, but worst of all, his season tickets will be revoked. ...

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Hot or Not: A Topless (But Censored) Amy Winehouse

Hot or Not: A Topless (But Censored) Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse recently put away the drugs and pulled out the boobs for a day at the beach on the island of St. Lucia.

 

Usually a star's topless frolic is a universally joyous occasion, but this is Amy Winehouse. On one hand we're happy she doesn't look as emaciated and doped up as usual (she's supposedly in rehab of some sort), but on the other...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: She looks good.

She reveals it all!

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/amy-winehouse-
reveals-all/

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More Topless Cheerleaders: The Harding Middle School Edition

More Topless Cheerleaders: The Harding Middle School Edition

Normally the idea of nude cheerleaders is exciting, but this is just disturbing. SPORTSbyBROOKS tells us that a janitor at Harding Middle School in Jefferson County, Ohio, was found to have pictures of four topless cheerleaders on his cell phone. The cheerleaders are in middle school, likely making them somewhere between 11 and 13 years old.
 

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I finally figured out why America is FAR more restrictive then Europe about women’s breasts: because the U.S. was started by conservative religious groups (puritans, pilgrims, quakers, shakers,

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