Apparently, the Insane Christian community can't allow UNC to go without a whacked-out preacher for more than five minutes, because hot on the heels of Brother Micah comes a group from Soulwinners International, who yesterday and today have been merrily decrying the evils of hot hot homosex. They're tons of fun, and the fact that one of the harr

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It appears that God himself has huffed and puffed all up on the School of Law building. It makes sense- of all the various schools, which one besides the law school would be more likely to incur divine wrath?

Law school officials and structural engineers asked students and faculty to leave about 11:30 a.m. when the windows and brick facade on th...

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Campus isn't the only place to access the internet anymore.

The Town of Chapel Hill this Friday will activate six Wi-Fi hotspots in the downtown area, giving the public free access to the internet along much of Franklin Street.

Looks like we can now log on from anywhere on West Franklin. (Except between Mallete and Kenan Streets, for some reason

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Ever since our beloved Pit Preacher, Gary Birdsong, was banned from the pit, UNC has been even more filled with sin and iniquity than usual. With no one to tell us the various reasons why we're going to hell, we've been like a flock of slutty sheep without a crazy ****ing shepherd. But now- praise Jesus- we've been blessed with a new Pit Preache

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If the following sentence doesn't fill you with revulsion, you have no business reading this blog:

Music from the Backstreet Boys and the Dave Matthews Band sounded from the Student Union's Great Hall on Thursday night as the Panhellenic Council kicked off its 2007 recruitment season.

I think we knew they had pretty poor taste in men and lifestyl

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ITS has a lot to answer for. Around two today, at the peak of computer lab usage, three of the four printers in the Undergrad Library became mysteriously ****ed up and ceased to function. That's right-- on the first day of classes, when everyone on campus is frantically printing syllabi, most of the printers in the main computer lab went offline

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School MUST be back in session, because Saint Anthony Hall is having its annual Dress To Get Screwed party again.

Saint A's, the infamous coed arts fraternity, has a bit of a reputation for... well... wanton debauchery. A couple of years ago, they were raided by the police, who found 40 liters of alcohol and 35 grams of marijuana on the premise

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Picture the above image, multiplied by five thousand or so. That was the scene on Franklin Street two nights ago.

On Friday, Franklin was so dead that it was easy to envision tumbleweeds rolling down it; the very next night, it was teeming with newly arrived students, following the opening of the dorms on Saturday morning. Tens of thousands of

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While trying to fill up your fifteen hours for next semester, you might stumble upon this totally baffling course offering. Read the course description a few times over. You'll still have absolutely no idea what the class is about. This is the true essence of academia.

ANTH 473: Anthropology of the Body and the Subject (FOLK 473). Anthropologica...

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