clayton (UNC Chapel Hill)

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Turncoat Teens Pretend to Drink to Help Police

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Those little pricks!

In order to get more efficient at catching underaged drinkers at parties, the police got teen volunteers to pretend to drink at an abandoned frat house, and then played a giant game of Hide and Seek to get better at catching everyone at the party.

If you did this, you know who you are, and just hope you don't get scissor-k

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Latest comment by Pokey T: @ Anonymous: You sound a little defensive. Feeling guilty, perhaps? >:)

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It's Finally ****ing Fall

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Fall and cooler temperatures mean a lot of things to UNC students, but most importantly, it means the threat of invading manpris disappears.

No more walking around in record-breaking heat, no more sweating like crazy when you walk into class, and, finally, no more douchebag cargo shorts.

Or, at least not as many.

Sure, it's still a drought. A

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Good Judgement in State Court Appointee

Good Judgement in State Court Appointee
Good job Mike Easley on appointing a gay judge to the second highest appeals court in the state.

Many people in Chapel Hill have wanted a gay judge for a while, if for no other reason than to give Billy Graham massive heart failure.

Can you imagine his reaction, or any bigot's for that matter, if he were hauled into court for something he did

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Don't Drink, Kids... At Least Illegally

Don't Drink, Kids... At Least Illegally
Last week Chapel Hill and Carrboro cops cracked down on drinking by hitting up local watering holes, giving out happy little citations to the underaged drinkers, as well as those with fake ID's.

The coordinated sting nabbed tons of underaged drinkers, as well as alcohol-providers, resulting in 51 charges in total against a bunch of very unhappy

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Mezcla vs. The Dick

Mezcla vs. The Dick
Making your opinion known is usually good for democratic reasons in our free speech society.

But don't be a dick.

This undergrad writes a letter to the editor of The Daily Tarheel summing up his thoughts on how his student fees shouldn't go towards paying for publications that he does not, himself, personally approve of, specifically one magaz

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Latest comment by Pokey T: The guy certainly gets reamed in the comments, doesn't he?

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More Rugby News?!?

More Rugby News?!?
Our rugby team has been suspended?

What are we, Duke?

But no, seriously, that was lacrosse, and this is only for underaged drinking and hazing. Now, before all of Greek life starts talking about how commonplace that is, let's everybody remember that this is a school sport that involves people putting their bodies on the line every day and risk

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This Season's Off to a GREAT Start

This Season's Off to a GREAT Start
Some not so good news for fans of Carolina football: Casey Rice's ankle injury in the first game is going to put him out of the season.

Everyone is always talking about how good this season is going to be, what with the addition of Butch Davis. Looks like things are really turning around. Or, at least, it can't get any worse.

But, it's not as

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Breakfast Buttsex Banter

Breakfast Buttsex Banter
Hopefully some of our readers were around to hear a girl in Breadman's on a Saturday morning as she recounted to a crowded table,

"So I told her to try anal sex."

Always good to know that the students haven't lost sight of the beautiful tradition of discussing past discussions of anal sex in a crowded family restaraunt.

Also, what was she re

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I enjoy buttsex.

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Zipcar Uselessness

Zipcar Uselessness
The university's position on automobiles on campus has always been that it's a terrible idea--there's no place to park, and what do you need a car for anyway?

Of course, a giant exception was always made for Zipcars. The university has long let faculty use these rent-a-cars, where the basic idea is that a person can check one out, and then retu

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Latest comment by Pokey T: I think UNC is banking on the shininess of the car to attract users! I mean, when was the last time you saw a shiny public bus?

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Deplorable Diplomas

Deplorable Diplomas
Nobody's perfect, but there is a certain level of attention to detail usually involved in printing over 8,000 diplomas.

Unfortunately, UNC's 2007 diplomas were marred by a tragic MISprint: an apologetic email when out this summer to each grad, explaining that their "diploma misidentifies Madeline G. Levine as Interim Dean of the Professional Sc

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Latest comment by Pokey T: I would like to challenge everyone who received a faulty diploma to film themselves tearing it as dramatically as possible and then posting the results on youtube.

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