Cul-De-Zack (Cornell)

Cul-De-Zack

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Hey, Zack here, blogging up a profile. What's Cornell like for me? Well, excuse me, but until I finish my quest for the perfect place to nap on campus, I'm just not prepared to answer that question.

Ruckus Offers Free, Useless Music--Free!

Ruckus Offers Free, Useless Music--Free!

Hey, look! An email this morning from CIT
For Ruckus Music: "Head's up! It's free!"

Cornell would like to inform you that, through our partnership with RUCKUS, all Cornell students now have RUCKUS - FREE &  Legal Music For all College Students!


Wow! Now we can download music straight to our computer, to be played "exclusively on the Ruckus Pla...

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Latest comment by ha-mace: Too bad there's nothing on there you would want to listen to.

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O, The Inevitable Irony!: Rapper T.I. Arrested

O, The Inevitable Irony!: Rapper T.I. Arrested
Rapper and convicted felon T.I., best known at Cornell for his on-stage shotgun sound effect (shotgun sound effect, shotgun sound-effect, shotgun sound-effect . . .) during Slope Day 2007, in which he offered a $20,000 "bounty" on that kid in the front row's head, has been arrested for owning--spoiler alert!--machine guns.

Whatever happens, let

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I heard that little geek from dipset santana has been snitchin' on everybody. He got ti set up with an undercover for a bodyguard and shit went down hill from there. I heard from some Harlem cats, that it wa

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T-Shirts Launched Into Crowd; Cornell Wins Homecoming

T-Shirts Launched Into Crowd; Cornell Wins Homecoming
Packing Schoellkopf (pronounced shull-koephffuh) Stadium on Saturday, thousands of Cornell students and alumni were treated to dozens of free t-shirts launched into the crowd by a handheld cannon, hundreds of free "Go Big Red" miniature foam footballs, and an official tailgating party featuring beer, barbecues, and good cheer.

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And Iran--Iran, So Far Away

And Iran--Iran, So Far Away
It's worthless repeating what happened at Columbia today, but I have something to say:

Dear Mr. Bollinger,

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad may be insane, he may be psychopathic, he may even be a wildly ignorant homo-denying bigot, but if I see a guy I don't like at a party, I don't go and kick him in the balls right away. I nod my head and show him to the

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Latest comment by The Merry Widow: Oh. My. God. Sorry, I saw this post on the righthand menu and just had to click... this title is AMAZING.

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Atkind Pleads, Feels Guilty Concerning Animal Abuse

Atkind Pleads, Feels Guilty Concerning Animal Abuse
Alex Atkind '06, pleaded guilty on Sunday to one count of aggravated cruelty to animals, after an 'aggravating' few months following his abuse of Princess, a 30-pound female Labrador-pit bull mix that belonged to Atkind's roommate.

While Atkind still awaits sentencing on October 25th, the presiding Tompkins County Court judge was quick to point

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DC++: Home of Pathological Liars, Sluts Since 2003

DC++: Home of Pathological Liars, Sluts Since 2003
The file-sharing hub is usually filled with fascinating conversation, like which hentai has the hottest tentacles or which laundry room is best for picking up women, but lately it's been saturated with social morés of unprecedented distinction.

Take this excerpt, supposedly from a real live girl:

<araneae> ARRGH
<araneae> the prof is STILL im

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Sex Expert To Play At Bailey Hall

Sex Expert To Play At Bailey Hall
Pharaoah Sanders, a sex master who has traveled with such legendary sex provisos as John Coltrane and John Zorn, will enrapture Bailey Hall on September 16th with a rousing demonstration of his proverbial sexpertise.

The 66-year-old Sanders, a tenor, became famous among the free jizz movement of the 1960s for his aggressive tone, relayed in det

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Cornell Team Goes Full Gear Towards $10 Million Prize, Car Metaphors

Cornell Team Goes Full Gear Towards $10 Million Prize, Car Metaphors
So far, according to the Chronicle Online, Cornell is the only university to have entered the Automotive X Prize competition, a non-profit scientific bout of brainpower that promises to award a $10 million prize to the team who can engineer a practical, marketable, hyper-fuel-efficient car.

While most of the Cornell team consists of students fr

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Move Over, Ugg Boots! This Fall, It's Bomb Threats!

Move Over, Ugg Boots! This Fall, It's Bomb Threats!
The University issued an email today with information of yet another bomb threat. That's it. That's the story. If you ask this reporter, bomb threats are hot-hot-HOT! right now!

We have information that other universities have received similar e-mails as well. Cornell Police are in contact with federal, state and local authorities. At this time...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Hi ive seen a few posts for people looking for Ugg boots, i recommend http://www.topabuy.com , I have just recieved mine and they are beautiful! Great price $69 and service !

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Students Get Political, Still Apolitical

Students Get Political, Still Apolitical
As The Reverend so holily pontificated, the tickets for Stephen Colbert's upcoming "I Am America" show at Barton Hall sold out--now completely--within a matter of minutes, with many of the tickets already up for auction on eBay. In other news, millions of innocent men, women, and children continue to die for no reason in Darfur, Sudan.

Beginni

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