Sloozette (Cornell)

Sloozette

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"And I went through this whole thing, you know. I was like: Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?"

Great Success! Hippies and Frat Boys Come Together for Ithaca Brew Fest

Great Success! Hippies and Frat Boys Come Together for Ithaca Brew Fest
This photo was not altered in any way. Actual image from Brew Fest 2007. Jesus.

Well, despite the humidity, the rain and the presence of a beer called Pork Slap, the first annual Ithaca Brew Fest managed to draw 2,600 frat-tastic fake ID toters and a veritable wildlife safari of Ithaca townies on Saturday.

More than 30 breweries showed up an

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Get 10% Off Your Glass Drug Paraphernalia

Get 10% Off Your Glass Drug Paraphernalia
Ummm, here. A bunch of free and discounted shit on a website unearthed from the murky depths of the Facebook Marketplace, including buy one get one free drinks around C-Town and a nice deal on "glass smoking accessories" at that little tobacco place you normally buy your cigarettes from on your way up to The Palms.

What It Takes to Get Admission Rescinded: Aspiring Creeper Edition

What It Takes to Get Admission Rescinded: Aspiring Creeper Edition
Ah, College Confidential. An internet gathering place for the disturbingly admissions-obsessed, the totally paranoid, and the types of moms that hire life coaches. But most importantly, College Confidential provides a space for all of them to ask those college-related questions nobody else will answer... like this one, coming to you from a user

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Cornell Gets Money, Puts to Good Use

haha, grape soldier babies. oh reverend. Posted 08/05/2007 1:23 PM

Cornell Women Are Better Rappers, Drinkers, People Than You

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Even three years after its original publication, the 'About Me' sections of Cornell ladies across the Facebook world continue to feature excerpts from Kyle Sheahen's 2004 Sun Op-Ed piece about how much more talented and more smarter Cornell women are than ASU girls (har har, yes we're also super funny). We never needed some Sun Assistant Sports

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Amazon Woman Coming to Cornell, Volleyball Courts Near You

tall girls ARE hott. spread the love, amazon volleyball woman. Posted 08/01/2007 9:55 PM

XXX: Hot Cornell Babe's First Vibrator Movie

XXX: Hot Cornell Babe's First Vibrator Movie
Oh hell yes. No idea how this flew under the radar, but Cornell S&TS professor Rachel Maines' 1999 book, "The Technology of Orgasm: Hysteria, the Vibrator and Women's Sexual Satisfaction" was recently turned into a feature-length documentary that premiered at NYC's Lincoln Center last week.

See that thing in her hand? Yeah, okay. That's an anc

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Confirmed: West Campus Designed to Make Students Hate Life

..yeah, that too Posted 07/28/2007 9:50 PM

Confirmed: West Campus Designed to Make Students Hate Life

Confirmed: West Campus Designed to Make Students Hate Life
The Sunday New York Times published a hot little feature entitled "Residential Collage" that spotlights Cornell's West Campus housing project while doing a spectacular job of making CU look like the worst place to go to college ever.

Did you know West Campus, Rawlings' multi-million dollar baby, is actually part of a larger plan to ensure stud

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Why I Love The OTR Bloggers...

Why I love Doug Imbruce: because that's his girlfriend.

Posted 07/26/2007 5:44 PM