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word.vomit (ASU - Arizona State)

word.vomit

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Harry Potter Camp: Avada Kedavra Reality!

word.vomit says,

Not a looker in the bunch. Posted 07/12/2007 05:54 AM

ASU Scrambles to Meet Diversity Quota!

word.vomit says,

(reply to your comment on my recent post where you wrote "It's called fiction ..? I wasn't aware that the posts had to be fact based.")

Well, if you label something as "news," then I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be something that's actually happening. This isn't a college version of 'The Onion.' So if this post is fiction then yeah it should be deleted. E-mail the people who hired you for further clarification. Posted 07/12/2007 05:53 AM

ASU Scrambles to Meet Diversity Quota!

word.vomit says,

Is there some kind of source or article you're referring to, or is this a personal observation? Posted 07/12/2007 03:47 AM

ASU - Arizona StateNews

Yeah, she's majoring in pho·net·ics

Posted by word.vomit 07/12/2007 03:42 AM

Girl: What's something in this room that starts with F?
(silence while the group thinks)
Ditz: Oh, I know, a phone!
(everyone stares at her in disbelief)
Ditz: What? A cell phone is still a phone!

--Overheard at a party

Latest comment by Anonymous: Reminds me of a game of four-square.
Person in square 1: "All right, this time, every time you pass the ball, you have to say a word that begins with K. [begins to pass ball] Cake!"

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ASU - Arizona StateNews

ASU professor steals $10,320 -- doesn't buy anything remotely cool

Posted by word.vomit 07/09/2007 04:59 AM

Ah ASU, the money tree that keeps on givin'! This time there's no specific names of trusted people to give a lynching, but one promising target is the unnamed ASU research prof who "used his university-issued card in 2005 to furnish his home for $10,320. He boug... MORE »

Latest comment by BabySpice: ohhhh play nice now! we're all in the same mission to be awesomely gossipy hard-hitting journalists! ;)

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What Umich is Watching: Transformers

word.vomit says,

While I'm a bit young to be a Transformers fanboy, I came out of that movie smiling uncontrollably too.

If Bumblebee or that stereotype-heavy supporting actress chick were running for president, I'd probably give a campaign donation of the 9 dollars I would have otherwise paid to see that movie if I hadn't have gotten in for free. For sure. Posted 07/09/2007 03:37 AM

ASU - Arizona StateNews

Genetic proof that all women are born lesbians

Posted by word.vomit 07/05/2007 4:52 PM

Boy: "The X chromosome... that's the gay one, right?"

(Overheard in the Memorial Union)

Latest comment by aquamarine: I have no words.

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ASU - Arizona StateNews

ASU says ZERO TOLERANCE against gun-violence upon zombies

Posted by word.vomit 07/04/2007 01:30 AM

Turns out incoming freshman looking to kill zombies between classes are gonna have to resort to shooting each other instead, because the bigwigs in charge of Sparky's Den in the MU took out all them mass-violence-inciting, gun-toting arcade games.

That's right, no more Time... MORE »

Latest comment by Anonymous: Zero tolerance is alive and well at ASU under the leadership of Micahel "Zombie" Crow. As long as every student sleeps their way through 4 years of conformist brainwashing, they can graduate and move on to zombie careers. But God help you if you violate any of the conformist rules...

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