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Issue 2 of Columbia's Erotic Magazine C-Spot Released (NSFW)

Issue 2 of Columbia's Erotic Magazine C-Spot Released (NSFW)

It’s official; Columbia is the best Ivy League school—ever.

 

Who cares if Harvard, Princeton and Yale are ranked higher on the U.S. News and World Report’s annual list? Columbia students do something that other Ivy nerds do not: marry their razor-sharp intellect with an intimate knowledge of sex.

 

Case and point: Months ago, a handful of Colum...

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Columbia Students Celebrate Orgo Night With a Giant Inflatable Penis

Columbia Students Celebrate Orgo Night With a Giant Inflatable Penis

Every year, members of the Columbia University Marching Band invade Butler Library on the eve of the Organic Chemistry final to interrupt the last-minute studying done by panicking students.

 

The now-annualized event is known as Orgo Night, and each year the CUMB one-ups itself by topping the previous year’s antics with something even more absu...

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Eight Funny Breast Cancer T-Shirts With Sexual Innuendo

Eight Funny Breast Cancer T-Shirts With Sexual Innuendo

Columbia students rallied yesterday to raise money for breast cancer research, and naturally, they came armed with funny t-shirts rife with sexual innuendo.

 

Of course, they’re not the first to pioneer this trend.

 

And so, here are some similar t-shirts you’ve might’ve seen over the years:

 

1. Good Boobs Are Worth Fighting For (Columbia Fundr...

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From the People Who Brought You the Vagina Portrait Comes the Giant Snow Penis

From the People Who Brought You the Vagina Portrait Comes the Giant Snow Penis

Columbia students are obsessed with genitals; big ones, small ones, male, female—it doesn’t matter really matter, as long as it’s right in your face forcing you to gawk at it uncomfortably.

 

Last week, an unidentified Columbia student hung a giant, rasturbated portrait of a vagina in an elevator at Carman Hall, and over the weekend, a separate ...

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Columbia Students Facebook-Stalk Professors, Hilarity Ensues

Columbia Students Facebook-Stalk Professors, Hilarity Ensues

All hail the Columbia BWOG for pioneering a revolutionary, “new” form of Facebook-stalking, targeting unsuspecting professors, rather than fellow students.

 

The premise for BWOG’s innovative timewaster, born solely from the incessant need to procrastinate on studying for finals, is simple: comb Facebook in search of fun factoids about the men a...

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President Bollinger Assaulted While Running in Central Park, Confirmed to be Invulnerable

President Bollinger Assaulted While Running in Central Park, Confirmed to be Invulnerable

When not conquering Manhattan one block at a time or benevolently governing his subjects up at Columbia University, President Lee Bollinger likes to enjoy a nice, brisk jog through Central Park.

 

Too bad no one told him crazies do too.

 

In a statement issued by the Office of Public Affairs, PrezBo confirmed that he had been assaulted in Centra...

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Columbia Students Vote Against the NROTC's Return

Columbia Students Vote Against the NROTC's Return

After months wrought with heated debates, Columbia students and faculty members can finally rest easy: the campus-wide ban of the Naval Reserve Officers’ Training Corps will remain intact.

 

Earlier this morning, the CCSC president George Krebs announced the results for three of the four undergraduate schools—Columbia College, SEAS and General S...

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(NSFW) Giant Vagina Portrait Appears in Columbia Dorm Elevator

(NSFW) Giant Vagina Portrait Appears in Columbia Dorm Elevator
This lovely portrait of the female anatomy appeared in the elevator at Carman Hall today (December 1st).

[Source: BWOG tipster]

Exorcism Reportedly Performed on Columbia's Campus, Mysterious Christian Group Suspected

Exorcism Reportedly Performed on Columbia's Campus, Mysterious Christian Group Suspected

April Fools is months away, and Halloween is long gone. Therefore, this spooky tale of an alleged exorcism occurring on Columbia’s campus, not once but twice, may very well be legitimate.

 

According to the Columbia BWOG, they received an anonymous email on November 12th with the cryptic subject line: “Exorcism on Broadway 9.” Contained in the e...

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Anna Wintour's Daughter Afraid of Unemployment

Anna Wintour's Daughter Afraid of Unemployment

For the uninitiated and/or wholly oblivious, Anna Wintour is the editor-in-chief of Vogue, a position she has held since 1988—the year in which many of you were born.

 

Her daughter, Bee Shaffer, is currently a senior at Columbia, hoping to follow in her mother’s footsteps by pursuing a career in the not-so-lucrative field of journalism.

 

One w...

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