Yea, that's a guy risking his life by hanging on the side of a building in order to avoid being caught cheating. She must have a really big boyfriend.

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Now presenting... the keg tap of the future! Remember when pumping a keg used to be a hassle? 

Suspended Naked Dude: "I did not see that coming."

Capable Ski Friend: "Wow, you're just full of surprises."

Suspended Naked Dude: "Just remembered what I forgot to pack... a belt. So ummm, how much longer 'til we reach the top?"

Capable Ski Friend: "4 minutes. Which from this angle, will be much tougher on me."

Suspended Naked Dude: "My...

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 Michael Cera, the scrawny, awkward, but funny kid from 'Superbad' and 'Arrested Development' teamed up with some equally nerdy, but oddly humorous kid to create a video blog, ClarkandMichael.com. Even though Michael Cera is incapable of playing a different role, his awkward teenager character filmed in 'The Office' mockumentary style creates so...

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According to BallerStatus.com...

"Teen rapper Soulja Boy may have been robbed at gunpoint earlier this week at his home in Atlanta. However, reports are still unconfirmed.

 

"Thanking God for my life," Soulja Boy's Twitter message read. "Six n****z kicked in my door and tried to kill me. Glad we alive, they had AKs and pistols and tried to kidn...

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After arriving at a gym, President Elect Barack Obama shockingly sported his favorite White Sox hat backwards. As we all know, only no good, gosh-darn, hoodlums wear their hats backwards, so the photographic evidence of Obama's secret thug-life has rightfully spread across the internet like wild-fire. He might as well have thrown up gang signs b...

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"Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it."

With the conclusion of 2008 it's time to honor this year's most ridiculous deaths. Based on the submissions from DarwinAwards.com, here are this year's finalists.

Runner-up: July 16, 2008, ...

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According to TheSmokingGun.com...

DECEMBER 31--Following his arrest earlier today for drunk driving, Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had "given him a 'blow job' one week earlier," which the former NBA star described as "the best one he had ever had in his life." According...

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 A: College football bowl games have allowed themselves to be bent over and violated by corporate sponsors for years now, selling themselves to the highest bidder while producing bastard offspring like the Fedex Orange bowl and the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl. But as I watched the PapaJohn's.com Bowl today, I couldn't help but feel especially dirty as ...

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 After creating the fortune cookie, it's no wonder why the Chinese decided to forgo their pursuit of developing desserts. As a culinary creation, the fortune cookie is a complete failure. As I see it, these are the requirements for a decent cookie.

1. Sweet
2. Fattening
3. Tasty
4. A perfect complement to milk
5. Biodegradable

The fortune co...

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