This should be the ultimate hangover cure for you.

There is some guy in Ontario named Le Trung that has maxed out all his credit cards building a $20,000 android named Aiko. As you can see from the picture, it looks like one of those Hentai sex dolls, but it’s much, much more than just a rubber vagina. (First of all, it’s a silicone vagina).

The android is advanced in unbelievable ways. Aiko sp...

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The Golden Globe Nominations for 2009 have been released, and the Dark Knight is hardly anywhere to be found. No Best Picture, No Best Director, No Screeplay. They did give Ledger the Best Supporting nod, but if they hadn't the Golden Globe headquarters would probably be on fire. Here's the list. What the hell is The Reader?

Prepare to be infu...

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You all know and hate this kid on campus. Leave it to Andy Samberg to make him look like the jackass he is.

Often the best movies come from people who have four dollars and a handheld camera. See Blair Witch, Napoleon Dynamite etc. The Mother of Invention might be the next low-budget indy film to hit it big, and you’ll probably want to say you knew about it before it was cool.

The film follows Vincent Dooly, the “Carl-from-Aqua-Teen” looking guy in t...

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What happens when you combine two of America’s favorite things: the Puppycam and Santa? The Santacam of course! No, it’s not Santa rolling around and sleeping, but it is him at his workshop and talking with kids via webcam.

The link is above, but Santa’s operating hours are between 3pm and 9pm every day. Seriously? This guy is on a webcam six h...

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This is news to me, but apparently Hugh Hefner is not the CEO of the Playboy empire, his daughter Christie Hefner is. I mean I know he’s about 200 years old, but if he’s still having sex with hot girls every day, I figured he could run a company.

Christie announced she would be staying until January 31st, and will remain on the board until a re...

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Armed robbers have stolen $108M worth of diamonds from the famed Harry Winston jewelry store in Paris. The job was carried out by four men who apparently knew the layout of the place well, and even the names of employees. They cleaned out nearly everything in the store without firing a shot.

“We are clearly dealing with well-organized, ruthles...

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 This is an actual press release that was put out after Ileana Ros-Lehtinen hung up on Barack Obama twice when he tried to call her. Yes, she actually spells Barack “Barak” and Emanuel “Emmanuel.” Seriously, I think I could be in congress when I read stuff like this. The press release tells the story:

"December 3, 2008

 

"Miami, Florida --- C...

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Do books “drop”? I’m not sure. Anyways, what is sure to be a #1 best seller for a good month or two, J.K. Rowling’s collection of Harry Potter fables “Tales of the Beetle Bard” is hitting stores tomorrow. The book has almost nothing to do with the Potter series itself, besides sharing a common fictional universe. The five stories in the book ar...

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