College OTR: redhawkwriter

redhawkwriter

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Miami EIC. Not sure what to say other than I hope you enjoy what I write and maybe even laugh sometimes (with me or at me doesn't matter). Check out my other sites at: http://www.myspace.com/baloneycomedy http://www.funnyordie.com/baloneycomedy http://www.youtube.com/baloneycomedy http://www.twitter.com/baloneycomedy

SHESUS! The Girl Jesus

Posted by redhawkwriter02/04/2009 09:07 AM

Jesus hasn't been responding despite many prayers. Who shall this young man turn to now?

The Secret Life Of Greek Heights: XYZ Promo

Posted by redhawkwriter01/21/2009 6:27 PM

A new ABC Family drama about an ostracized African-American that falls in love with a teenager that doesn't know how she got pregnant. Tune in for teenage romance, pointless adult drama, and aliens. Tuesdays after the 700 Club.

Retainer Girl: Episode 2 - Blind Date

Posted by redhawkwriter01/14/2009 11:54 PM

Retainer Girl uses the internet to con a good looking guy into having dinner with her... and a little bit more.

So Long, Farewell, auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye

Posted by redhawkwriter01/10/2009 3:50 PM

BREAKING NEWS! THIS JUST IN! INSERT IMPORTANT NEWS STORY ALERT HERE!

I'm outta here. The contributors have been given the boot - I would've preferred leather-free personally - so it is time for me to say adieu.

Or is it!?!?

Well, yes it is. However, as long as this site is up and my password works, I will continue to post my HILARIOUS shor...

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Class is Almost Back in Session! Yay or Nay?

Posted by redhawkwriter01/08/2009 12:29 PM

Class is almost back in session for a majority of college students after what seemed to be an unbelievably fast winter break. The psychiatrist in me is wondering how that makes you feel. Is this a good thing -Yeah! Beer, party, friends, bad decision, yeaaaah! - or bad -class... I have no friends... I'm taking 21 credits, so I can complain about ...

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Ann Coulter Still Talking, But Are People Listening?

Posted by redhawkwriter01/07/2009 10:28 AM

The answer would seem to simply be no.

On January 6th, Coulter's new book Guilty: Liberal "Victims" and Their Assault on America was released, seemingly known only to her base, which seems to consist only of people willing to label any problem in the world as a result of liberalism. She apparently likes to use the word liberal, too. This seems...

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Top 10 Ways To End Israeli-Palestinian Conflict Peacefully

Posted by redhawkwriter01/06/2009 09:56 AM

10. Arm Wrestle

9. Find a partner, grab their legs and have a wheelbarrow race!

8. Followed by a potato sack race.

7. Paintball... You all seem to like fighting so much, at least this way no one dies.

6. Have a debate with an unbiased panel. If debates can help decide elections, why not this? Just don't refer to your opponent as "that one."

5. T...

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Isreal to World: "Peace? Hah! Peace THIS!"

redhawkwriter says,

There are rights and wrongs on both sides. That's why I said the Palestinians need to be more forward in finding out who among them is launching rockets.
"If Hamas was less cowardly and stopped hiding in and firing weapons from densely populated areas, the civilian casualty rate would be much, much lower." So the responsible reaction is to stoop to their level? I'll remember that advice the next time someone throws a piece of popcorn in a crowded theater at my head. I'll turn around and take out as many people as possible to find out who the culprit was. Thanks for the candor, though! Posted 01/05/2009 12:25 PM

Isreal to World: "Peace? Hah! Peace THIS!"

Posted by redhawkwriter01/05/2009 11:02 AM

Okay, okay! We get it! You have a bad-ass military, but give it a rest, will ya?

The Israeli assault on Gaza continues despite world leaders pleading for a cease-fire in order to give peace a chance. When will it be okay for them to stop the assault? Apparently as soon as they secure all rocket launching sites used by Hamas. Great, in the mean...

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Atheists Want "So Help Me God," Out of Inauguration. Rest of Country Points and Laughs, Shouting "Way To Pick Your Battles!"

redhawkwriter says,

Soviet Union you say? You win!

Maybe I just don't think as much of it, because I didn't grow up in a Soviet Union-esque country, but I know I never (and my friends never) thought much of pledging allegiance to the flag. When you look at it the way you do, I can see the creepiness easily. I also never felt I was having religion shoved down my throat when reciting the allegiance despite the obvious God reference. I guess myself and others of my age see those little things as mere habit than actually professing a belief in God or thinking we should be constantly pledging allegiance to the flag.

Luckily for you, my Godless friend, your kids won't have to stand for the pledge if they don't want to. If you don't even want the pledge to be said in front of your child as he or she sits quietly are their desk, then you can run for the school board and have a voice! Of course the Bible belt probably isn't the best place to bring this up, but I have a feeling you don't live there. If you do... well God (hah, oh the hilarity) help you and your cause! Posted 01/04/2009 2:21 PM