Myself and friends of mine have recently been invited by MU students to join the facebook group Students for Concealed Carry on Campus. It's all about how students should be allowed to carry concealed guns with us on campus every day. What is this, Pulp freaking Fiction? No offense, but I don't trust frat boys to begin with- especially frat b

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Once again, I am amazed by what people are willing to put on Facebook. It's a public site, dears! Haven't we learned anything from Rumer Willis' condom debacle? Or Giuliani's daughter joining the "Vote for Obama" group? Or Arnold Schwarzenegger's daughter's recent images? (She's london-bridging it with a few chicks. Dad is not happy.)

At any ra

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For whatever reason, this incoming MU froshie (who, incidentally- is standing with a horse in her facebook picture and has listed "riding horses" under both her Activities AND Interests....) thinks a tattoo of a horse galloping through a treble clef is OK. And thinks that it's OK to post this picture of said tattoo on facebook.

Maybe I'll st

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Our savvy scientists have decided that the best way to study and learn about schizophrenia is to get sane people to act crazy. They are taking completely healthy subjects and making them run around and be loopy loops and watching them do it. That's like saying the proper way to learn about murder is to start killing puppies. Which...actually,

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The most recent in a long and oh-so-not-distinguished line of studies at MU: new research shows the Harry Potter books did not negatively affect people's perception of journalists.

Apparently sketchy characters like Rita Skeeter and the inaccurate reporting done by The Daily Prophet (if you don't know what I'm talking about, that's not my fault

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What daughter of a co-anchor for ABC in Chicago claims to be "Very Conservative" and a member of the "Christian Assemblies of God," yet has a facebook group devoted to shacking with her?!? It's my Greek of the Week, and she's very pantsless. And very unable to stand without the support of a wall/fraternity composite.

Smells like Daddy's litt

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Ladies and gines, I present to you your childhood realized! It's real life Barbie and Ken!

Ever see that Disney channel movie with Tyra Banks and Lindsay Lohan where Tyra was a doll that came to life? This is a lot like that...only Lindsay's not involved, so there's way less cocaine.

In actuality, it's former IFC president Daniel Fletcher

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Hit-and-runs aren't usually hysterical, but this one has undoubtedly managed to be.

Some goofy 18-year-old hit a parked car on Worley a few days ago with such force that he left his car's license plate embedded in the other car. And then he drove away. I mean- of all the evidence to leave behind- could there be a more damning piece?

It

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As much as facebook has evolved, I'm continually blown away by how often I see people list things like "laughing," "movies," and "hanging out with friends," under Interests and Activities. FYI: EVERYONE likes to laugh, go to the movies, and hang out with friends. Interests should include things like "the sexual practicies of spider monkeys" a

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