masquerade (Eastern Michigan)

masquerade

*Blogger*
http://www.collegeotr.com/masquerade

Bio

I'm a junior at Eastern Michigan University -- a transfer from Georgia State University -- majoring in Secondary Education with a concentration in English and a minor in History. I'll probably make fun of you a lot, because most people make it way too easy. I'm opinionated and sarcastic, but I'm generally not a bitch in earnest, just in jest. :]

McCain Wants You To Tell Him How Obama Will Ruin Your Life With New "I'm Joe the Plumber" Campaign

i laughed out loud at the last paragraph.
poor mccain. he's trying so hard, but he just comes off as a petulant old man.
Posted 10/20/2008 4:41 PM

Xbox Live Down Today, Campus Nerds Start Shaking from Withdrawal

this sounds like me when blizzard does rolling maintenance on the realms for WoW... it's horrible, i tell you. HORRIBLE. Posted 09/29/2008 10:30 AM

Wisconsin Says Leggings, You Say Coastie

Yeesh, someone's angry. >.> Posted 09/28/2008 8:21 PM

Greek Mythology The List: OTR Readers' Edition- Sororities

Ha, the viciousness of sorority girls is just as amusing as it is pathetic. This is why you couldn't pay me enough to pay for my friends.
Dance, puppets, dance.
Posted 09/28/2008 8:20 PM

PETA Pushes Breast Milk On Ben & Jerry's

One word: Ewwwwwwwwww.
At the person above me: chill the **** out. Ben & Jerry's has obviously taken steps to make sure that the milk they use comes from cows that are not abused. That's all we can do, is take STEPS. As more pathways become available, those actually concerned with fair treatement of animals will take steps down those pathways. Until then, we take what we can get, and we push for alternatives.
Posted 09/28/2008 12:29 PM

Sarah Palin as "Caribou Barbie" Realized

Chill out people. Instead of getting incensed and self-righteous, take the picture for what it is... A JOKE. Ha ha? Funny?
Bah, **** it. Understanding of humor is hard to come by on the intarwebz.
Posted 09/28/2008 12:13 PM

Lyncher Leaves Effigy of Barack Obama Hanging on Tree At the Quaker College George Fox University

Who the hell actually says "Negro?" Where are you from, West Virginia? The person who chose this route of protest probably IS a racist. They could have chosen any number of positions in which to put the cutout, but they chose a lynching. That says something. I'm far from a white apologist, but at least I understand that there are lines that should never be crossed. Posted 09/28/2008 11:44 AM

Magic Wars! David Blaine's Dive of Death vs. Criss Angel's Actual Death

I didn't realize that there were so many twelve-year-olds on COTR. Posted 09/28/2008 11:35 AM

Notre Dame Footballers Arrested for Underage Drinking in Police Party Raid

The posters above me are apparently bitter... Chill out, shit happens. The only thing I'm irritated about is that it made the news at all. These things happen every night of the week on every campus across the country. Just because daddy is on ESPN doesn't make it any different. Posted 09/23/2008 11:42 AM

Stupid Things That College Students Like

Hate The Hills, hate Sex and the City.
Just because you like vapid, shallow television that only contributes to the materialistic, backstabbing culture of America's high schools and workplaces alike (kill me, it apparently never ends) doesn't mean the rest of us do.
What goes in comes out. I'd hate to be your friend or sexual partner. Ew.
Posted 09/10/2008 3:02 PM