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Happy Birthday Hotness: A Gallery of Carrie Underwood

Happy Birthday Hotness: A Gallery of Carrie Underwood

Sure she won the fourth season of American Idol. Sure she's won a few Grammy Awards. Sure she's been party of a small country-pop Renaissance. But what do we really care about? Carrie Underwood is hot. Not just the hottest American Idol winner, but legit hot. So on March 10, let's give a yee-haw and a happy birthay to hot birthday girl Carrie Un...

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Happy Birthday Hotness: A Gallery of the Sexy Heidi Cortez

Happy Birthday Hotness: A Gallery of the Sexy Heidi Cortez

Here is one Heidi that doesn't go skipping through the woods with goat's milk and braided buns. Here is a Heidi that skips through fantasies and dirty websites. Heidi Cortez brought naughty stories to the Howard Stern Show and even released a CD called Sexxy Noises. When she started hosting a bedtime story segment on Howard Stern called Tissue T...

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Strange Spuds: A Gallery of the Weirdest Potatoes You've Ever Seen

Strange Spuds: A Gallery of the Weirdest Potatoes You've Ever Seen

As cold season is winding down, let's reflect on the fact that Americans' number one source of vitamin C is the potato. We love fries, mashed potatoes, and all the other delights in between. But let's face it: potatoes are one ugly vegetable. I mean, look at one. Not very appetizing, is it? So in honor of this bizarre yet favored veggie (or is i...

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Happy Birthday Hotness: A Gallery of Juliette Binoche

Happy Birthday Hotness: A Gallery of Juliette Binoche

Juliette Binoche has been renowned for her amazing acting ability in films like The English Patient and The Unbearable Lightness of Being. These films were kind of snoozers, save for her hot appearances. So on March 9, her birthday, let's say thank goodness Binoche has been born. Happy Birthday Juliette Binoche. You make slow dramas so much better!

Sexy Girls Play With Guns: A Gallery for NRA Lovers and Liberals Alike

Sexy Girls Play With Guns: A Gallery for NRA Lovers and Liberals Alike

This year it became apparent during the presidential elections how very much we like to see a lady tote a gun. I mean seriously, how many more times could I be sent the Sarah Palin with a machine gun pic? I guess the gun fetish has been around for a while (Hello, Lara Croft!) but this year it became an issue that even CNN couldn't ignore. So whe...

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Hot Girls Fake Tan: A Gallery of Fake 'n' Bakers

Hot Girls Fake Tan: A Gallery of Fake 'n' Bakers

You know how sometimes there's something really sexy about trailer trash? Well, that's fairly similar to the reasoning for why we find girls with fake tans so hot. Yeah, we know they aren't real. Then again, we know a lot of breasts aren't real either, but we still like seeing them. And besides, skin cancer is not sexy. So in honor of keeping th...

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Sexy or Too Skinny? A Gallery of Emaciated Celebs

Sexy or Too Skinny? A Gallery of Emaciated Celebs

There's a lot of talk about skinny celebs. What do they eat? Do they eat? What's their workout regimen? Are they on amphetamines? But these aren't really the most important questions. The real question, is are they too skinny to be sexy? We love a voluptuous woman a la Adriana Lima, but we also kind of love Kiera Knightley. So let's take a peek ...

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Sexy Oscar Red Carpet Stars: A Gallery

Sexy Oscar Red Carpet Stars: A Gallery

I've never taken much interest in the Oscar Awards. Best director? Mleh. Best cinematography? Mleh. But the red carpet offers a lot-- of hot stars. I mean these women wait their entire lifetimes to be invited to the Oscars, and they aren't going to show up in their pajamas. There are exposed backs, spaghetti straps, pushup bras... the list goes ...

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Sexy Schoolgirls Show Britney Spears How It's Done: A Gallery

Sexy Schoolgirls Show Britney Spears How It's Done: A Gallery

You're in college, i.e. school, so why don't all your coeds look like the hot schoolgirls they should be? Why doesn't school plus girls equal schoolgirls? Am I missing something in this equation. Well actually, yes. Because there are also the pigtails, the itty bitty plaid mini skirts, and the knee highs. So if you're nostalgic for the good old ...

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Sexy Bikini Girls Ride Motorcycles: A Gallery

Sexy Bikini Girls Ride Motorcycles: A Gallery

A lot of men wonder what gets a girl's engine revved, you know, that way. Well here's a little known fact: it's pretty much the same as what gets a guy excited. You know what gets us and them excited? Motorcycles. I don't know if it's the burnished metal, the smell of hot grease, or the heat of the motor, but girls love bikes. If you want proof,...

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