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Study Finds Smart Students More Likely to Develop an Alcohol Problem

Study Finds Smart Students More Likely to Develop an Alcohol Problem

If you’re in the Ivy League, be afraid; a new study has found that highly intelligent students have a greater risk of developing an alcohol abuse problem than their intellectually inferior [READ: brainless] peers.

 

According to Times UK, British researchers have found a loose connection between a “high childhood IQ and an adult enthusiasm for a...

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Comforting Words From An I-Banker: "Say Goodbye to [Your] Wall Street Dreams."

Comforting Words From An I-Banker: "Say Goodbye to [Your] Wall Street Dreams."

According to IvyGate, graduating seniors with aspirations of making it on Wall Street should re-evaluate their short-term career goals–as soon as possible.

 

Speaking to an unidentified Ivy-Leaguer-turned-investment-banker, Dan Haley confirmed that, due to the current economic climate, internships at financial firms have become the unicorn of th...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: You mean I put money in and there will be no return on investment? F#@k.

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President Richard Nixon Hated the Ivy League, Secretly Planned Its Destruction

President Richard Nixon Hated the Ivy League, Secretly Planned Its Destruction

Last week, the Nixon Library released over 198 hours of President Richard Nixon ranting and raving about--more or less--everything.

 

From the press to the Ivy League, Old Dick Nixon hated it all, and he wasn’t afraid to let everyone within an earshot know it—whether they cared to listen or not.

 

Thankfully, the mad ramblings of this presidenti...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Way to refer to a former president as looney, though you can say nixon was unstable at times, he created the EPA, he did end the draft, and opened up red china to trade with the west.

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Former Economics Professor Appeals Manslaughter Sentence, Enrages Everyone

Former Economics Professor Appeals Manslaughter Sentence, Enrages Everyone

In November 2007, Rafael Robb, a one-time economics professor at Penn, pleaded guilty to voluntarily bludgeoning his wife, Ellen, to death with a chin-up bar after the couple argued about their daughter’s vacation plans.

 

As the crime was considered an act of rage, not premeditated murder, Robb received a voluntary manslaughter charge that carr...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: A true slime ball that hopefully one day will get his

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Breaking: Brown Discovers Students Don't Want to Take Classes During Winter Break

Breaking: Brown Discovers Students Don't Want to Take Classes During Winter Break

Two years ago, January@Brown, the Web 2.0-inspired name given to Brown’s 10-day not-for-credit winter academic term, was born—probably from some ill-conceived notion that students love their university so much that they simply cannot get enough of it during the other eleven months.

 

As it turns out, however, 99.9 percent of the students do not ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: i thought brown would be smarter than this. i was wrong.

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Former OTR Intern Leads Crusade Against Draconian Harvard Administration, Protests Having Finals on Inauguration Day

Former OTR Intern Leads Crusade Against Draconian Harvard Administration, Protests Having Finals on Inauguration Day

For the uninitiated (and/or our international readers), January 20th is the day President-elect Barack Obama officially completes his transition into the White House. Coincidentally, it’s also the day we kick George W.’s ass to the curb and begin the long, arduous process of burying him underneath the annals of history. Win-win!

 

On that day, m...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: What? George W's ass will unfold on January 20th? An anal of history? Gross.

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John Krasinski Visits Brown, Refuses to Attend Prom With Obsessed Fangirl

John Krasinski Visits Brown, Refuses to Attend Prom With Obsessed Fangirl

Last Tuesday, John Krasinski, Brown ’02, returned to his alma mater to impart wisdom upon the hundreds of adoring fans and students that came to hear him speak at Stuart Theater.

 

That’s right; Jim, the lovable, mischievous Assistant Regional Manager on NBC’s hit series The Office, is an Ivy Leaguer.

 

With such an impressive resume topped by b...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: seconded

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A Little Too Happy to See George W. Bush...

A Little Too Happy to See George W. Bush...
Princetonians express their delight over Bush's television appearance.
Latest comment by Anonymous: I would express delight if I saw the girl on the top's bush

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Lamp Shades Are All the Rage in Hanover

Lamp Shades Are All the Rage in Hanover
Dartmouth student models the latest fashion trends at a party.
Latest comment by Anonymous: besides the nice hat, imagine what a headache ths kid had the next day haha

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Students Agree That Race Relations at Brown Leave Much to be Desired

Students Agree That Race Relations at Brown Leave Much to be Desired

Two years ago, Chipalo Street, then a graduate student at Brown, was walking on campus in search of a party when a Department of Public Safety officer approached him and requested that he provide him with proper identification. When Street refused, the officer summoned the Providence Police Department, and Street was promptly arrested, allegedly...

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