Many of you probably think your college experience will be incomplete without the right of passage we commonly refer to as The Roommate.

For those of you brave enough to stray off this path, here are the top 10  reasons (actually it's really ten reasons in no particular order) you should chose to do so:

1) You will face no pangs of guilt kicki...

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Every year at the end of August, the citizens of the great state of Minnesota are subject to what is commonly referred to as The Minnesota State Fair.  

If funnel cakes, mullets, fried bananas, and Zubas are your scene then this so-called "fair" is for you!  However, if you prefer not to smell like grease after dropping a minimum of $40 dollars...

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In recent news, various staff members who work through the Union at the University of Minnesota are preparing to go on strike.  

Despite the threatening toll of the word "strike" and its potential effect on the University, for some reason it can be assumed most students won't give a damn because in no way yet does it seem to affect us.  Maybe t

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Territorial Hall isn't so fondly termed T-Hall for nothing.  Not only is T-Hall some super cool deluded version of its actual name, but also a convenient way to associate Territorial with the very skanks and hoes who reside there.

What this really means to all of you meandering incoming freshman is that if your looking for some lovin' come to T

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As you watch this video, keep in mind the U is one of the top research universities in the country.  With that, try to look at this material as a striking example of pure research.

Warning: Don't try this at home.

Which U of Minnesota loser had the time to produce this youtube video?  

This video consists of a compilation of the supposed "hottest" guys at the University of Minnesota for a running time of three minutes and fifty-nine seconds.

If you ask me, the choice of background music is as equally enticing as the picture scroll.  

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I think the video says it all.

For those of you unlucky enough to be shafted by the dorm selection process I thought it was only just of me to give you a brief glimpse into the life of Bailey Hall, located in BFN St. Paul.

Muahahaha.  Have Fun.

Drinking has just become classier than ever with the advent of Charles Shaw's wine- AKA $2 Buck Chuck.

This aforementioned beverage should and will (if you are smart) become your beverage of choice for every awkward freshman first month get togethers.  Not only will you be able to say good bye to Kharkov, Smirnoff, Jack-off, or whatever you kid

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