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conflabermits

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YO YO CHEK IT OUT YALL I HAIL FROM THE MEAN STREETS OF NEW HAVEN SO WATCH YA BACKS I swear to God I will kick out anyone that writes like that... I'm a student, a member of a fraternity, and an employee of UConn. I'm also a Virgo, I have an innie, and I like it when Towers serves corndogs.

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"I Need This Like I Need A Hole In My Head"

Posted by conflabermits 07/20/2007 6:33 PM

Just when you think UConn got you bad, you find out some poor sucker is more screwed than you'll ever be. Looks like UConn got tired of ****ing with students, so they moved on to an entirely different species.

"The U.S. Department of Agriculture has fined the University of Connecticut He... MORE »

Latest comment by BabySpice: the poor babies!

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This Just In: UConn Is Still Better Than CCSU!

Posted by conflabermits 07/20/2007 6:17 PM

UConn has always been better than CCSU, but now I have proof. Yesterday, July 4th, I met two guys from CCSU and had a conversation with them. Eventually it went down the gutter and we started telling shocking stories from our pasts. One turned to the other and said, "Hey, remember that... MORE »

Latest comment by Anonymous: smelling the old finger eh?

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Leave It To Cox And Fox To Ruin Everything...

Posted by conflabermits 07/19/2007 6:11 PM

Wouldn't it be cool if you came home to your Tivo and it had recorded all of the Bushisms on TV that day for you?

And at the same time, I can already see the cable companies having price-wars over the cost of "The Bushisms Premium Cable Package" and the TV networks including Bushisms in their programming and commercials to boost ratings.

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To the class of 2011

conflabermits says,

@ Anonymous: They're not as gullible as the new blood. Posted 07/17/2007 6:20 PM

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If only they could drive...

Posted by conflabermits 07/14/2007 10:41 AM

Sometimes you just have to face the ugly truth, no matter how ugly you may be...

Latest comment by Anonymous: snap! is this outside of uconn?

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To the class of 2011

Posted by conflabermits 07/14/2007 10:13 AM

Here's hoping the next wave of freshmen are hotter than the last. God Bless America.

Latest comment by conflabermits: @ Anonymous: They're not as gullible as the new blood.

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Ball Park Frank, be forewarned...

conflabermits says,

@ BabySpice: Yes, ma'am, by four hot dogs I believe. But the worst part of the loss by far is how dedicated he was: he threw up into his hands towards the end but began eating what came up, and continued to do so after the contest ended.

There's only two possible reasons why he'd do such a thing: Either he didn't know that time was up, or... JAPANESE PEOPLE ARE ****ING CRAZY!! Posted 07/14/2007 09:45 AM

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Ball Park Frank, be forewarned...

Posted by conflabermits 07/10/2007 7:49 PM

If you were a hot dog, wouldn't you live in fear knowing that there's a Japanese man who makes a living by eating over 50 of your cousins in a sitting?

Latest comment by conflabermits: @ BabySpice: Yes, ma'am, by four hot dogs I believe. But the worst part of the loss by far is how dedicated he was: he threw up into his hands towards the end but began eating what came up, and continued to do... MORE »

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