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Drinking Game of the Decade: Edward Fortyhands

Drinking Game of the Decade: Edward Fortyhands

After watching Edward Scissorhands, the cult classic Tim Burton film about a sentimental young man with scissors for hands, one beer-lovin' individual—who may or may have been inebriated at the time—concocted the brilliant idea of strapping two 40oz. bottles of beer to their hands and making a game out of it.

 

And just like that, Edward Fortyha...

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Play of the Day: The No-Look, Off-The-Face Goal

Play of the Day: The No-Look, Off-The-Face Goal

You know, remaining scoreless at the end of a game is pretty embarrassing. But, there is something far, far more humiliating: living with the knowledge that one of your own players scored a goal for the opposing team by kicking the ball off his teammate’s face.

 

As unbelievable as that sounds, it happened just a week and half ago during a game ...

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Apple Fanboys Find Love On Cupidtino, Android Acolytes Remain Loveless

Apple Fanboys Find Love On Cupidtino, Android Acolytes Remain Loveless

Every person—whether man or woman—keeps a detailed checklist of desired traits that they use to evaluate potential mates. On that wholly unrealistic, yet meticulously crafted list, one often finds strict specifications for height, weight, cup size, intelligence, eye color, hair color, religion, music taste, blood type, foot size, hand size, smel...

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Double Rainbow Causes Man to Spastically Laugh And Cry For Our Amusement

Double Rainbow Causes Man to Spastically Laugh And Cry For Our Amusement

Running the gamut between mildly amused and overwhelmingly ecstatic, Hungrybear9562, the author of this latest YouTube viral video, expresses his borderline unhealthy excitement over spotting a double, complete rainbow at Yosemite Mountain. For him, the experience is spiritual; for us, it’s comedy gold.

 

Trust me; you’ve never heard someone thi...

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Janet Jackson Pulls Fan On Stage At The Essence Music Festival, Makes Him Her Personal Toy For Four Minutes

Janet Jackson Pulls Fan On Stage At The Essence Music Festival, Makes Him Her Personal Toy For Four Minutes

Imagine scoring sold-out tickets to see your favorite musician live in concert.

 

Pretty awesome, right?

 

Now, imagine them pulling you up on stage during the show to personally serenade and fondle you from head-to-toe in front of thousands of screaming jealous fans.

 

Your mind just exploded, didn’t it?

 

For one lucky Janet Jackson fan, this ...

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The Ultimate Birthday Cake: The Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Cake Pie

The Ultimate Birthday Cake: The Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Cake Pie

Chocolate chip cookies, a fresh-baked pie and a cake with rainbow sprinkles: Separately, they’re awesome desserts; together, they’re the ultimate diabetic nightmare of sugar-tastic deliciousness in your mouth.

 

Through the witchcraft known to many as ‘baking’, Cakespy.com’s Jessie Oleson did the unthinkable, combining three tried-and-true class...

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Slurp: A Digital Eyedropper That Injects Futuristic Awesome Into Your Otherwise Mundane Life

Slurp:  A Digital Eyedropper That Injects Futuristic Awesome Into Your Otherwise Mundane Life

Apple envisions a future where users will only interact with computers through touch-based displays, a la the iPad and those badass 3-D holograms in Iron Man. However, Jamie Zigelbaum, a former student at MIT Media Lab, sees it differently.

 

Before users completely abandon the mouse for touch, Zigelbaum hypothesizes that stopgap technologies, s...

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Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest Ends With Chestnut Stuffed, Kobayashi Arrested

Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest Ends With Chestnut Stuffed, Kobayashi Arrested

Last week, we reported that the Fourth of July would be cancelled if Takeru Kobayashi didn’t compete in this year’s Nathan’s Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest.

 

Well, our worst fears came true, and the 32-year-old Japanese competitive eater didn’t participate in the event. But, for some reason, the holiday still went off without a hit...

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The Internet Personified: A Robotic Nightmare With Man-Boobs

The Internet Personified: A Robotic Nightmare With Man-Boobs

The Internet is home to a wealth of invaluable information; however, it’s also the source of disgusting content that, when viewed, will inspire you to pull an Oedipus Rex – that is, gouge out your eyes and curse the Fates for leading your curiosity astray.

 

Yes, the World-Wide Web is a scary, scary place. But, imagine if it were alive, capable ...

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The Reason The Netherlands Defeated Brazil In the World Cup: Bikini Models

The Reason The Netherlands Defeated Brazil In the World Cup: Bikini Models

The Netherlands defeated the five-time World Cup champions, Brazil, just moments ago, leaving sports commentators scrambling to figure out exactly how the Dutch pulled it off.

 

Well, everyone, I know the secret to their success.

 

You see, the Dutch have an ace up their collective sleeves that no other team can combat. No, I’m not talking about...

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