Turns out incoming freshman looking to kill zombies between classes are gonna have to resort to shooting each other instead, because the bigwigs in charge of Sparky's Den in the MU took out all them mass-violence-inciting, gun-toting arcade games.

That's right, no more Time Crisis 2, no more House of the Dead, not even that shitty carnival game where you capped colored balloons.

Don't expect  Michael Crow to send out a press release about it, but since last semester res-life canceled a Best Hall 'assassin' game right after the V-Tech shootings you can probably guess their lame ass "PC" reasoning.

So take note angry Asian kids, ASU expects you to Dance Dance Revolution your frustrations away from now on.