College OTR: ASU Track Team Convinces George W. Bush to Give the Shocker

ASU Track Team Convinces George W. Bush to Give the Shocker

Posted by Tracy O'Neill 11/13/2008 12:40 PM
Category: Tags: george w bush shocker, george bush blunder, george bush shocker, george w bush, george w bush blunder

For those of you who don't know what The Shocker is, Wikipedia explains:

The shocker is a hand gesture with a sexual connotation. The ring finger and thumb are curled or bent down while the other fingers are extended. The index and middle fingers are kept together (touching) and the back of the hand faces outwards (away from the gesturer). The gesture refers to the act of inserting the index and middle fingers into a vagina and the little finger into the unwitting anus, hence the "shock". Because of its explicit sexual connotation, the shocker is sometimes considered vulgar. Occasionally, the thumb may be positioned so that it may stimulate the clitoris. Mnemonic rhymes are used in order to remember its meaning, including "two in the pink, one in the stink."

P.S. Yes, this is a real photo as seen on the official presidential website under News Releases.

+ 47 comments

Anonymous says,

haha - moron Posted 11/13/2008 12:55 PMReply

Anonymous says,

That's the university of houston hand sign, not the shocker - middle and index fingers should be together for the shocker. Posted 11/13/2008 1:20 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Looks like this might not be true:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Houston#The_Cougar_Paw Posted 11/13/2008 1:55 PMReply

Anonymous says,

this is true- kind of takes the "shock" out of this picture Posted 11/13/2008 1:55 PMReply

Anonymous says,

hate to break it man, but that's the pitchfork. "sun devils" get it? Posted 11/13/2008 2:00 PMReply

Anonymous says,

so ASU's hand gesture is the same as the shocker??? Posted 11/13/2008 2:38 PMReply

Anonymous says,

its supposed to be a pitchfork, but the kids in tempe started putting their fingers together after the shocker became popular. Posted 11/13/2008 2:49 PMReply

Anonymous says,

It's also a W, for what it's worth. Posted 11/13/2008 3:21 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Yes, it's the pitchfork- but who's to say a sun devil wouldn't use the shocker? I mean, really now, I'm a devil and I like sex- my pitchfork goes in both holes. :) Posted 11/13/2008 3:30 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: I've been going to ASU games in most sections of the stadium, including the student section, for about 25 years, and I've never seen the kids put their fingers together. Posted 11/13/2008 5:33 PMReply

Anonymous says,

That's the hand symbol for ASU. ASU's mascot is a sun devil who carries a trident/pitchfork which is represented by that hand symbol. Posted 11/13/2008 6:57 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I agree with the above comments that it's not the shocker. Plus...those people don't look like a track team! Duh! Posted 11/13/2008 7:14 PMReply

Anonymous says,

It is the Sundevil's hand sign for the pitchfork,and that is their track and field team. My niece was there with the softball team, the college champions this last summer.The picture was taken on wednesday. Posted 11/13/2008 9:33 PMReply

Anonymous says,

The bottom line remains the Same; bush is BIG retard. Posted 11/13/2008 9:45 PMReply

Anonymous says,

that's not really the shocker. his 2 fingers aren't together. Posted 11/13/2008 11:20 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Well some need more spread... Posted 11/14/2008 12:13 AMReply

Anonymous says,

shocker can be either way Posted 11/14/2008 12:16 AMReply

Anonymous says,

The "unwitting anus." Well put, Wikipedia. -James Posted 11/14/2008 07:29 AMReply

Anonymous says,

I bet Bill Clinton would know what the 'shocker' is. Posted 11/14/2008 10:57 AMReply

Anonymous says,

regardless of what it actually means, its mostly just hilarious Posted 11/14/2008 11:44 AMReply

Anonymous says,

I wonder if you morons will be as critical with Obama. Sheesh. Posted 11/14/2008 12:00 PMReply

Anonymous says,

It is quite funny how all of the Obama supporters are following him as blindly as the Bush supporters have followed him. The truth is that Obama plays for the same team. Do some actual research. Obama was selected as president by the Bilderberg Group and the Tri Lateral Commission in hopes of furthering the agenda of the New World Order. In fact Google New World Order in Google News and the first headline from today is "G20 hopes to discuss plans for New World Order". Obama will carbon tax people and install militarized youth groups. He even mentioned youth brigades in one of his campaign speeches. He mentioned that they will be as well funded as the US Army. Scary thought huh. Well I know in the zest to change this country people voted for what looked like obvious change and they will indeed get change. Change that will cripple the US and allow the large multinationals a chance to gobble up all of our land and assets. Posted 11/14/2008 4:48 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@anon 4:48pm

BAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAA break out the tin foil hat buddy! On second thought, don't bother. It sounds like they've already got to you.

How do you manage to get dressed and go outside in the mornings when you're that deep in your paranoid delusion?

I'm no professional but I'd suggest that a good therapist might do you a world of good.

Hilarious! Thanks for the side-splitting laughs. Posted 11/14/2008 4:55 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: @ Anonymous: @ Anonymous: The two fingers aren't together. That is the pitchfork for the Sun Devils. Posted 11/14/2008 7:48 PMReply

Anonymous says,

ASU isn't giving the shocker. the pointer and middle finger aren't touching. I go to Wichita State where we are the Shockers. we give the actual shocker hand sign, but with the thumb out Posted 11/15/2008 1:26 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Its called a trident or pitchfork. Its been the Sundevils sign forever and its not meant to be sexually suggestive whatsover. Ignorant people should get their facts straight and need to do a bit of research before they assume things. GO DEVILS!!! Posted 11/17/2008 01:12 AMReply

Anonymous says,

even if that was supposed to be the shocker they're doing it wrong: the index and middle fingers are supposed to be together. but alas, the gesture seen above is the ASU pitchfork (or the UH cougar paw). although i will say i can't see any similarity between that gesture and a pitchfork or a claw. unless the pitchfork/claw in question are really messed up. Posted 11/18/2008 03:29 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Tracy O'Neill, you are an idiot. Posted 11/18/2008 1:27 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: who ever posted this is a moron himself. Go Bush hate in your mom's basement you lame ass. Posted 11/19/2008 3:33 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Wichita State University's mascot is the shocker, and all the fans use the "real" shocker as a handsign. Yup. Posted 11/20/2008 2:56 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Its the hand signal for ASU. They are replicating the pitch fork in the mascot's hand.

http://sportslogos.net/logo.php?id=02rkd23qe4x6wu3ho6j5hjw9b

Don't jump to conclusions if you don't know what your talking about . Posted 11/20/2008 11:30 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Yeah, you could do a pitchfork with your pointer, middle and ring - no need to skip the ring and go for the pinkie. Arizona must be the slowest state in the nation. Posted 11/21/2008 4:05 PMReply

Anonymous says,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pitchfork_(hand_gesture) Posted 11/22/2008 06:12 AMReply

Anonymous says,

I'm shocked to hear that anuses have wits. Posted 11/25/2008 2:26 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Who cares what the sign really means! The point is, George Bush is a jagoff--am I wrong?

I wonder if the sundevils were the guys that gave mccain skin cancer..... Posted 11/25/2008 10:59 PMReply

Anonymous says,

yeah this is pretty stupid... Wichita State University uses this same sign. Not that kind of shocker. Plus that's not even what the shocker looks like. The fingers have to be together.... otherwise it doesn't make a whole lot of sense... Posted 11/26/2008 2:22 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I can't believe I read this whole thing! How amusing! thanks... Posted 11/27/2008 4:19 PMReply

Anonymous says,

The sign originated in 1953 in a game between Texas and Houston. It was started by Texas fans after they learned that the UH mascot a cougar had lost a toe. Texas fans threw the sign (cougars paw with missing toe) to mock UH. UH picked up on the sign and started using it sparingly. The next time UT and UH played was 1968 and the game ended in a tie. UH then adopted the hand sign to represent the cougars paw(with missing toe), but with the hidden meaning of F-U UT since it is the UT longhorn sign with the middle finger added. It has been adopted by several universities since, but it was originated in Texas. Posted 11/30/2008 09:45 AMReply

Anonymous says,

PHOTOSHOP lol Posted 12/02/2008 8:41 PMReply

Anonymous says,

not the shocker. Bush probably gave some of those biddys a bloody walrus though Posted 03/02/2009 9:21 PMReply

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Anonymous says,

so the president not knowing what "the shocker" is is a blunder? wow, let me rack up the current president's blunders...

maybe you could be more realistic instead of picking nits? Posted 06/04/2009 12:03 PMReply

Anonymous says,

That's the ASU hand signal, the pitchfork
They didn't trick him, that's really it
Fingers together for the shocker
Fingers apart for the pitchfork Posted 07/11/2009 6:22 PMReply

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