What does the turkey sandwich guy have to do with the terrible R&B boy group? We don't know. But we do know that turkey sandwiches are an integral part of the day after Thanksgiving, so it seemed festive. And the turkey sandwich guy skit is such a conundrum, it had to be shown. Plus, the video is called "Beyonce If I Were a Boy," but has nothing to do with Beyonce. What is going on?