Overheard in Jacksonville: FL/GA Funnies

Overheard in Jacksonville: FL/GA Funnies

Gator girl trying to pass through the crowd: Excuse me.
Pissed off Georgia fan: Sorry, no.
Gator girl: Whatever. 14-0, bitch.

 

Gator #1: Tim Tebow is so hot.
Gator #2: I know, I wanna **** him so bad but clearly he’s much more interested in ****ing Georgia.

 

GA fans from inside a cab with Gator fans try to cheer at some people outside and get ignored.
Bulldog #1: Yeah, some Georgia fans are bitches.
Bulldog #2: We’re on the same team, slut!
Gator: You’re on our team now.

 

Excited fan: This is the best day ever

Girl with hoarse voice: Yeah, this is the day the earth stood still.
Excited fan: This is the day your voice stood still.

 

After running through a water fountain to get a free hat:
Wet Girl: Wait a second, how did you get one?
Dry girl with free hat: I asked for it.

 

Guys with a crate full of beer: “Party materials, coming through!”

 

Group of people waiting for a cab:
Concerned commuter: I hope it looks like a cab, not a rape van.
Porn watcher: It’s the Bang Bus…as soon as you get in there, they’re like “Alright, take off the sweaters…”

 

Gator fan comparing the trashiness of FL vs GA: “It's that Florida fans aren’t white trash...but just white trash enough.”

 

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