Luckily for at least one girl at UGA, Kroger does. For some reason, this week my friends and I have heard some of the most ridiculous things on campus. We all know UGA isn’t Harvard, but come on people (we can use better pick up lines than what time is it, right?). Anyways, here are a few of my favorites:

Girl: I’m so tired. I had to wake up early to get Plan B from Kroger.
Friend: Isn’t that the second time?
Girl: Third, but I played stupid at the counter.
Friend: Of course!

Guy: Hey girl what time is it?
Girl: 10:51.
Guy: Uh…you say 7:51?
Girl: TEN…
Guy: 10:51? Damn then I’m late. Can I walk with you?
Girl: What? No!

Dumb blonde: God I seriously hate Tennessee fans.
Annoyed friend: Why?
Dumb blonde: They’re just always so rude…
Annoyed friend: Oh. Have you ever been to a UGA-TN game?
Dumb blonde. No. Why?

Hung-over girl on bus: Is it trashy to make out with 2 guys in one night?
Friend: Was it at the same bar?
Hung-over girl: Yeah.
Friend: Kinda.

Guy: Hey, how was celebrating your birthday last night?
Friend: I don’t know but I woke up with puke in my f***ing hair.

I thought I was having a bad day today until I heard the last one. I can only hope I’m present for such eloquent conversations in the future. If such funny things are heard more often, I may have to make this a regular thing.