Social Networking Utilities That are Well Overdue

Social Networking Utilities That are Well Overdue

As social networking continues to pervade our everyday lives, Tom and Zuckerberg add more and more applications to dominate our time. Many of these are pretty ground-breaking and convenient for ‘virtual’ life navigation. However, there are quite a few ideas that either social network would be wise to hop on. I won’t even sue for theft of intellectual property of these ingenious apps, just start programming them and I’ll be happy!

 

Tag-a-boob: Let you identify your friends by their cleavage shots. Predictive technology would automatically be able to tell you who that nice rack in the corner belongs to.

 

The ‘delete from Myspace’ button: Everyone has seen the ‘delete from friends’ button in the bulletin section, but sometimes that just isn’t enough. Receiving too much spam from someone? Annoyed over hearing too much drama? Then this button is perfect for you. It would make anyone who spends way too much time filling out surveys double think that post, else they’ll be spending even more countless hours rebuilding their page from scratch.

 

Post goggles: With Gmail’s implementation of their ‘Mail Goggles,’ it should only be a matter of time before the social networking gurus catch on to this brilliant safety application. Never again worry about posting something on a wall black-out drunk. With this application, users must solve math problems in order to upload anything. Now if they only had this for texting as well.

 

Private wall feedback: Allows you to post that sarcastic observation you know everyone is thinking, just blocks the person whose wall you commented on from seeing it.

 

Dynamic “top friends” lists: You know everyone wants to be in your top friends. Make it happen by adding this which displays the viewer as your bff.

 

Friend applications: For those who have hundreds friends and know they are the hottest thing on the internet, upgrade to this enhanced version of friend adding. Instead of allowing just anyone to ask to be your friend, make them fill out a three page application to prove they’re worthy of your friendship.

 

A magic button to return to old Facebook: Enough said.
 

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