Aspiring wildlife experts, rejoice!

Over the past ten years, scientists have uncovered roughly 1,068 animal species within the Greater Mekong region of Southeast Asia, and today, the World Wildlife Foundation released information, footage and pictures of some of the more… exotic ones.

From the venomous Gumbrechts Green Pit Viper to the oh-so-cuddly Laotion Rock Rat, the WWF’s extensive findings are a veritable who’s who of the exotic, strange and dangerous.

My personal favorite, however, is the Dragon Millipede

Why? Well, it looks badass, and it can kill you with minimal effort thanks to its cyanide poison.

Sounds a lot like my ex-boyfriend and his heinous body odor.