As a continuation of my feature on Berkeley "hobos", I present, Stoney Burke.

Name: Stoney Burke
Location: In front of Dwinelle
Attire: Striped red pants, Cal shirt, thick glasses, and way too many props
Schtick: Rabble rouses to an impressive crowd of admirers on free speech, politics, and conspiracy theories. Also, he gets in fights a lot with Yoshua.

Likelihood of cursing you out: *****
Amusement Factor: ****
Talent: *****
Possibility of actually being homeless: * (dude has a website, an acting resume, and a degree in miming. I shit you not).