When Mark Zuckerberg stole the idea for Facebook, he probably had a simple dream: to create a social network that would do for college kids what MySpace had for pedophiles, the emo crowd, and fans of Dane Cook.

Instead, Facebook offers nothing but Adventures in Misogynistic Douchebaggery, from people like the ones who started the BU "Hottest Girls of 2011" Facebook group, (presumably) in an effort to attract freshmen girls with breasts as big as their brains are small.

It's tough to pick which part of this would make you more embarassed to have a penis.

Is it the enticing, eloquent description?

If your hot, and your a freshman, then join and see how you measure up against the rest of your class. Being in this group is a point of pride, as only the hottest girls will be allowed to join. Remember girls, being in this group is a privelige, and you will be noticed by BU students everywhere. Girls in this group you get invited to the illest partiessss

Or, is it that all the founders of the group are actually sophomores? (Way to go, guys...if sheer, naked desperation could make a girl orgasm, your next Wii party would look like something out of Caligula.)

You don't even need to read between the lines to know that these guys' balls are blue enough to start a BB King cover band. Some free advice, you tactless morons - if you want to get laid, try going into a bathroom stall next to Larry Craig's.