And We're All Lucky Just To Be Here

This weekend the Ross Business School held a preview of its new $100 million structure, but don't let the flat-screen TVs, three-story glass atrium, and fitness center fool you, pretentious B-School kids are still less than impressed.

"Honestly, I think the burnt orange, while I understand the tiles are for energy efficiency, is pretty ugly, but it is growing on me slowly," said one Business School Senior. "The carpet choice leaves much to be desired in the main area. It looks a little like someone used it for a drop cloth while they were painting with some pretty hideous colors."

Clearly in this student's one year as a regular student, he never had the pleasure of falling on someone's lap before squeezing into a desk in the Natural Science Auditorium or tried to get cell  service in the MLB. No, instead B-School students are subjected to heinous carpets, so they can learn the importance of hiring an interior designer when they run their first multimillion dollar company. Well lets not be too harsh, the +200 pieces of art from the Ross Art Collection detracts a little from the "drop cloth," that is the floor. All in all, I guess the place doesn't look to shabby. Although, some modest plant life to cover up some of the conceit couldn't hurt . . .oh wait, three-story glass atrium, my bad.

Seriously now, how the **** is this shit necessary? 7,500-square-foot fitness center? Why can't these B-School ****tards trudge through the snow to the CCRB or IM building like everyone else? Come take a film production class with me and I will introduce you to the Argus Building. Never heard of it? Well, that's because it is a dumpy little building that's a 25-minute walk from Central Campus, where film students use the same editting stations the B-School kids get in Kresge. Obvious, right?

Don't get me wrong, I have B-School friends who have to be lame and stay in on a Thursday or two, so I know the life of luxury doesn't  always come easy. However, it is impossible to be sympathetic towards these kids who are going to make 10 times as much money as I will in my lifetime, while the University pampers them like no other.

Please still hire me someday?