Thank god Kobe Bryant can’t keep it in his pants. Otherwise we’d have no excuse to download Don Chavez’s Vanessa Curry mask. 

Yes, that's right:  Bryant banged another one.  This time she's a Laker Girl.

Damn, K!  Keep that sh!t on the DL!

I don’t care if you’re a basketball fan or not. If you love Boston you MUST visit DC’s site to get the ultimate fan regalia for the weekend’s game. This is 10 times more brilliant than those Jessica Simpson cut-outs.

And get the details on Kobe’s dirty deeds at Deadspin.