Chuck's Annual Farm Festival begins today! Join thousands of aging aged hippies and bored Penn State students on this field in the middle of nowhere and have some fun! It's just like Bonnaroo, except in Pennsylvania instead of Tennessee. Radiohead won't be there, but some no-name local jam bands will. Oh, and it doesn't cost $200. It's free. And there will be a lot of drugs.

See? It is just like Bonnaroo.

So come on out to Chuck's Farm! The festivities are located only a half hour from State College.

After all, the frats are dry this weekend.