Astounding, isn't it, that even with sexual assault once again on the front page of the Daily Free Press, that they would have the - what would you call it, balls? stupidity? - to run a photo like this one, of a scantily clad female pirate (Or is she Napoleon? Who knows, who cares.) and then call the photo "Pirate's Treasure."  Because objectifying women is funny as long as it's Halloween... and below the fold.