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If there's one thing we've learned from writing this blog it's that whenever we're struggling to find something to write about, The Collegian always helps us out. And tonight was no exception. As we were reading Marissa Carl's column about her inability to cook (we feel your pain Marissa), a bright red ad caught our eye. The Collegian doesn't have the best ads - they either have really bad picture quality or are for chiropractors. But this one works: The Daily Collegian thong. Hey, sex sells, right?

"Collegian Alumni, Not Sure What To Get Your Grandma For The Holidays?" the ad reads before showing a picture of the Daily Collegian thong (Holidays? Let's hope Bill O'Reilly doesn't see this ad). Clicking on the ad brings you to a cafepress site where The Collegian is shopping all kinds of wares (wears?).

But, no need to worry guys, you can sexualize The Collegian (if you're not into wearing thongs) with boxers that read "I Have A Large Quota." Sure ya do.

There are also the typical t-shirts that you've probably seen some Collegian staffers wearing, and a t-shirts for babies (who will inevitably spend there evenings in the basement of the James building 18 years from now), but it's probably safe to say the Collegian thong's gonna be in a lot of stockings this Christmas. Plus it's made it the good old U.S. of A.

Wonder what we have to do to get the Collegian staffers to models this stuff for us?