The fifth sexual assault reported at BU this year has just come in.  This time, "two white men approached her and offered her drugs. She then voluntarily left with them in a black SUV, but did not know where she was [being] driven."  Just one question, Miss:

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

As nice as it is to think that good, ordinary Men Can Stop Rape, females, you need to help out, too. For example: if two strange men offer you "drugs" and then ask you to step into their "black SUV," sexual assault is probably not far behind.    Come on, that's like going to a Wes Anderson movie and expecting half of it not to be in slow motion. It just doesn't happen.  

Next time, try to picture how your choices might appear in the FreeP the next day, so that next time, the story would read: "One nice young boy approached her and offered her flowers. She then voluntarily left with him in his mom's minivan, but did not know to which romantic comedy she was being driven."