What's the picture, you ask? Is there some new toy being released? Are the nerds hoarding for Guitar Hero III? Is Paris Hilton in there?

No - it's free tacos all over America courtesy of Jacoby Ellsbury's stolen base in Game Two of the World Series, which also guaranteed nationwide food poisoning as well. Outside the closest Taco Bell to Fenway Park (on BU's campus and scenic Comm. Ave.), the fans, the hungry and the desperate swarmed to get their grub and catch a glimpse of Ellsbury, who was trapped inside by the crippling scent of the Cheesy Gordita Crunch.

Makes you proud to be alive.

Okay, so most people would never willingly pay to eat Taco Bell. But, eat it for free? That's getting warmer. Just pay me to have one of your sour cream-covered crackers of death, and we'll talk.