Apparently causing a commotion doesn’t end after college. At least, not if you’re John Troy Miller, 41, and his wife Jennifer Miller, 36.

The well-dressed couple was not so well-behaved at a fancy hotel in Boston where they were arrested and charged with disturbing the peace, assault and battery, assault and battery on a police officer, trespassing and disorderly conduct.

After getting into a fight with each other at the Boston Harbor Hotel, the two turned their wrath upon the police officers who came to break up the ruckus. Jennifer allegedly spewed profane and racist insults at the hotel workers and cops, and even drew blood after scratching an officer while being booked.
 

The Boston Herald explains the gist of the commotion:

The Rowes Wharf rodeo was allegedly precipitated by the lovers locking horns at 1:30 a.m. Sunday in a boudoir brawl in Room 1103, and then refusing to ride off into the sunrise at the request of hotel security.

I don’t know what’s worse: the Millers’ disgusting actions or the overdone metaphors in the article.
 

But, either way, John and Jennifer Miller should be ashamed of themselves. They give Texas a bad name. No wait, that’s Bush I’m thinking of.