A hat tip to fellow BU blogger Dorothy Kilgallen, who was a mile ahead of the Daily Free Press on this story of intrigue, deception and deceit at the BU's Funniest Student Competition.

Oh, Damon Davidson, didn't you know? If you can read something on the internet, the rest of us can, too! If you're going to steal jokes, at least do it the right way, the honorable way, the Carlos Mencia way...by stealing from other comedians who will never be able to stop you.

And, if there's one thing to remember about the world of comedy, it's that thieves never prosper. Well, except for Dane Cook. And Robin Williams. Ditto Carlos Mencia. And Denis Leary...

Can't wait to see your name in lights, Damon!