Don’t know what to get the man in your life this holiday season? Treat him to something nice with the Pole-Dancer Alarm Clock. As the Gizmodo headline says, it “Gets you up in every sense of the word.”
 

What more could your beloved boyfriend ask for? He gets the pleasure of seeing a woman full of plastic wrap her legs seductively around a pole… without the depressing atmosphere of a strip club or the need for an excessive amount of singles.
 

It's perfect.
 

Though, depending on how much he likes it, it may be hard for him to get out of bed and off to work.