Welcome To Four Years of Mild OCD

Some numbers they didn't tell you:

45 students will spend their first night on the Farm sexiled in the lounge
318 students will use "I hate 'Two Truths and a Lie'" as one of their truths in the...
9 games of "Two Truths and a Lie" you play during NSO.
142 roommates will start harboring the seed of secret resentment that will ruin their relationship in the months to come
1 guy in your dorm will inevitably throw a huge party, puke out the window and lose housing.

Welcome to Stanford, frosh. Enjoy the next four (4) years.

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