Bless You, Missed Connections!

Posted by girlswithlowselfesteem 08/22/2007 5:30 PM
Tags: Olneyville, Hummus
Bless You, Missed Connections!
Does this need an explanation? Yes.

Does this require additional commentary?  No.

From Craigslist's missed connections:

all right, we can't figure it out.

was it you who left a baby wrapped in purple fake fur in our stairwell? we did figure out that the baby was full of hummus. we trusted it to not be poisoned. some of us think it is delicious. some of us are totally weirded out.

thank you, and if you are the hummus baby daddy, who are you?

love, the amherst zone (Olneyville)

Oh, Olneyville.  Poverty makes you do crazy things, and that's pretty special.

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