Last night, the long-awaited episode of Gossip Girl in which Columbia University masquerades as Yale finally aired, and Columbia students everywhere took to their common rooms, quads and lounges for a solid hour to watch their campus make its GG debut together.

In case you missed it, the BWOG has a brief, yet informative recap of the show, complete with choice quotes from the show’s stars bashing Brown and claiming Yale is for “overachieving bookworms and preppies.”

Amen to that, Serena.

Some other highlights from the episode:

Blair hates on Brown:

"Your deductive reasoning skills are perfect for a place like Brown"

"A place like Brown?"

"An enclave of trustafarians and children of celebrities who major in drum circles..."

Good one, Blair, but everyone knows Brown doesn’t have any celebrities. None whatsoever – at least none that are hot.

Blair explains that there are only three Ivy League schools:

"Everyone knows that the only real Ivies are the holy trinity: Harvard, Yale and Princeton."

No Columbia? How did he manage to utter this offensive line and not have a herd of angry Lions collectively roar that he is a moron?

Unsurprisingly, there was no mention of bottom-tier Ivy Dartmouth in the episode, because quite frankly, no one cares about Hanover – or New Hampshire.