“Phelps, Phelps, nope, not on the list. Do you have a Greek ID card? No? Well, we already capped at 25% GDI, but I hear Studio has some great water specials tonight, you like water.”

While that exact scenario may not exactly be how it works, it seems that the IFC has that sort of idea in mind. The IFC, for those who don’t know, is the Interfraternity Council. They’ve recently announced that non-Greeks may not make up for more than 25% of the attendance at frat parties, and that all non-Greeks must be on a guest list. The IFC will also provide scanners for the hosting houses to check people’s Greek identification cards. If I ever got one, which I am pretty positive I didn’t, that would have been back during Freshman year and it would have provided absolutely no use up until this new policy, so why would anyone hang on to them?

I love how IFC comes out with these new plans to bust everyone’s balls on a yearly basis and yet none of it actually gets followed through with. Anything they come out with has loopholes, and they’re always filled. All this policy will do is force more people to get pissed off in the lines and strengthen their efforts to sneak in shady people from Eastern. Maybe they’re just doing this as a scare tactic to get more freshmen to rush because otherwise they won’t be able to go to frat parties. Either way, this policy is wrong and is going to get shat on just like all of their others. IFC is a joke.