An age-old Brunonian tradition is to have sex on the 13th floor of the fabulously phallic and hideous fourteen story building that is our science library. And yes, it is color-coded to the pH scale.

As the hippy-ivy league school that offers FemSex, puts on SexPowerGod and harbors secret naked societies, one would expect to witness sex frequently at the SciLi. Therefore it is disappointing not to see those drunk and horny couples come up to the 13th floor....

Where is everyone? Hmmm? Has the challenge NOT become sexy enough for our students? Every semester you witness the naked donut run that delights those late-night studiers but what of the prestigious institutional practice of sexual intercourse in the library??

Even stodgy old Connecticut College harbors very loud library sex that has been witnessed on all three floors of the only library at the institution. That could only be color-coded to a traffic light!

So get to ****ing – and the library. It’s not just there for studying.