I seem to find myself regularly laughing at what I overhear on campus, but today I heard something while walking from the library to my chem class that I had to share.

Pretty girl with horrific, whiny voice: You know, it's like, the ONE thing that I thought was okay with my face, but I guess not by [judging by] people's reactions.... What do you think?

Friend: Yeah, umm... its aaah, prettttty heavy! 

Pretty girl: I JUST got them waxed though!!!