Top 10 Famous Fictional Virgins

I know the economy is bad and all, but really? A 22-year-old graduate of Sacramento State College is auctioning off her virginity to supposedly pay for school. The pretty brunette, who is going by the alias Natalie Dylan, is looking for the winner to be “genuine’” and an “overall nice person,” which is just the type of person to spend $1 million (the girl’s goal) for some virgin action.

Unfortunately, not everyone's so on board with the sale. eBay declined to host the auction, so now Dylan's virginity is being handled through the Bunny Ranch brothel, where her sister works. The last update has the bidding at  $275,000, which is a far cry from $1 million. At what point will Dylan settle for less (though it's arguable that she already is settling for less by selling in the first place)?
 

This whole story makes one wonder, would someone who actually guarded their oh-so-precious chastity for 22 long years, really be ready to give up for some cold, hard cash? Though she swears otherwise, it sounds like this girl’s virginity is more fiction than fact.
 

This got OTR to thinking about other fictional purity possessors. Check out our list of the Top 10 Famous Fictional Virgins:

10. Clark Kent from Smallville: Poor Clark, throughout his pre-Superman teenage years he had an endless parade of gorgeous girls throwing themselves at him (including the irresistible Lana Lang), but he turned them all away. Why? Well if you could accidentally throw a tractor a mile into the air by flexing the wrong muscle, you’d wonder what catastrophes might be waiting for you in the sack.
 

9. Josie Geller from Never Been Kissed: Forget sex, Drew Barrymore’s character never even played some aggressive tonsil hockey. But the reporter is forced to relive high school undercover and shed her Josie Grossie past while hopefully also shedding her virginity. In the end she finds love and a better fashion sense.
 

8. Sydney Prescott from Scream: In the Wes Craven film, Randy Meeks (Jaime Kennedy) explains the important rules for surviving a horror movie. Above all else, he stresses the fact that virgins cannot die, which explains why the film’s heroine, Sydney (Neve Campbell), is able to evade the killer(s) several times. However, near the end of the film, she loses her virginity, and as a result, her murderous boyfriend jokes that she has lost her invincibility.
 

7. Annette Hargrove from Cruel Intentions: Annete was the picture of chastity: blonde, refined and holding firm to her pledge of virginity. But then came the swaggering, womanizing Sebastian Valmont, out to make her his greatest “conquest” to date. The two did get it together eventually, but only after falling in love. And then Sebastian got hit by a car. Whoops!
 

6. Donna Martin from 90210: As the notorious virgin on the show, Donna was a devout Catholic that wanted to wait for that “special” moment before having sex. And so, for much of the show’s run and well into her college years, she remained a virgin until finally giving it up to her long-term boyfriend David (Brian Austin Greene) on graduation night.
 

5. Cher from Clueless: Unfortunately for high school boys everywhere, Alicia Silverstone in Clueless was saving herself for Luke Perry. It wasn’t exactly that she was prude, she explained, just selective. “You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet:” truer words were never spoken. And then she ended up with her step brother. Ew.
 

4. Most of the cast of American Pie: This movie spawned a generation of films about desperate teen boys frantically trying to lose their V-cards (See Superbad, below). Jim, Oz, Finch and Kevin make a pact to do the deed before graduation, and after much hijinks ensue, they do eventually score. But the most memorable “sex” scene still involves baked goods.
 

3. Seth, Evan and McLovin from Superbad: The main quest in the film was for the boys to procure alcohol for a party they were shocked they were even invited to. But their ultimate motive was rooted in the theory that the more drunk the girls are, the more likely they are to “fellate” you. Only McLovin got it done in the end, as Evan’s prospect ended up throwing up on the bed and Seth headbutted his girl in the face. That poor little bottle of lube never had the chance to work its magic.
 

2. Andy from The 40-Year Old Virgin: Probably the most prominent virgin on the list since his inability to get some was the focus of the entire film. Originally trying to play it cool, his act fell flat when he described a breast as feeling like “a bag of sand.” He does do the deed eventually, but only after true love and marriage, quite the moral lesson from a dirty, dirty movie.

1. Britney Spears: So she may not have been a TV or movie character (we refuse to count Crossroads), but Britney is as fictional a virgin as they come. As if the whole world didn’t already know she was getting it on with Justin Timberlake, her mom Lynne Spears confirms in her new book that Brit Brit was sexually active by age 14. No, she was just not that innocent.