Stay Away From the Jersey Shore!

Stay Away From the Jersey Shore!
I have heard that the beaches at the Jersey Shore were the best. However, I have never heard anyone saying good things about their bars. And no wonder. They are cheap and trashy. The girls wear skimpy outfits and prance around looking to hookup and the guys stand around waiting for their opportunity. To top it all off, the music is horrible.

That, however, was not as bad as what we witnessed next. At the local pizzeria where we stopped by for a bite to eat, these two girls, one from the area and the other from Staten Island, were arguing. I was trying to socialize with my friends and enjoy my slice so I have no idea what they were arguing about. All I heard was one girl attempting to insult the other one by calling her “mom” because of her haircut.
 
Fierce, huh? 

Eventually, the argument escalated and the Staten Island girl wanted to throw something at the Jersey girl and she actually did! Before I knew it, a fight broke out and all I could see were fists flying, hands slapping and people falling down and knocking things over. 

One guy was actually attacking the Jersey girl. He grabbed her face and pushed it against the glass; he might have hit her too but I can’t say for sure. In the next moment, some guys were fist-fighting. It turned out one of them was the Jersey girl’s boyfriend coming to her defense. 

How sweet. 

In the meantime, people were trying to break up the fight including the poor pizzeria workers who had to watch as their restaurant got torn apart by obnoxious drunks. After some time, the fight ended but not without sustained injuries. One girl who I do not believed was involved in any way got her lip busted open. There was a pool of blood on the floor and she kept spitting out blood as she demanded for help. 

My friends and I ran out of there as soon as some of the debris was cleared out of the way. Once we got into the car, we all agreed that we would never go back to the Jersey Shore again.

The whole time, those two girls were trashing each other and where the other came from. I think they were both out of line. They both obviously had a problem with each other but they generalized their insults to say that all Jersey girls or all Staten Island girls were _________ (enter your choice word here). There is just no reason for that. 

I don’t even understand why they were arguing. Things wouldn’t have gotten out of hand if they had just ignored each other and especially if that Staten Island girl hadn’t thrown whatever it was at the Jersey girl. I guess the bars are what people make of it and because of what we witnessed, my friends and I will no longer visit those bars again.

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