Whether you live in a dorm on campus or in a sweet apartment by yourself, there are certain things that every dude should have in his room at all times. From impressing ladies to preventing the spread of the clap (I know a guy who caught it three times in one year...his name is Rob, and I just blew up his spot), these must-haves are critical to keeping your game strong:

1.) Gatorade. You know how you feel like shit after a night of drinking? It's because you're dehydrated and in desperate need of delicious electrolytes. Depending on how much you drink, you might want to consider buying the low calorie version...it'll help keep the Natty Lite beer belly at bay.

2.) A Corkscrew. You may not be the limp wristed wine drinking type, but I guarantee at some point in your college career you will need a corkscrew. Since digging a cork out with your Swiss Army knife is undignified, spend the $3 and pick one up the next time you go shopping. Or, you know, borrow your mother's and never give it back.

3.) The Magic Bullet. No, not the vibrator (although that might not be such a bad idea to have), but the as-seen-on-TV blender set. You can use it to make protein shakes, margaritas, cheese dip and just about anything else. Seriously, the thing will even scramble your eggs for you. Plus, it's only one payment of $59.99. How can you say no to that?

4.) A spare toothbrush. Do you want the skank you picked up from the bar at last call using your Sonicare to scrub the semen off of her molars? Yeah, I didn't think so. So keep a spare, and make sure you tell whatever hobag you bring home where it is. As long as you pull the "that toothbrush has never been used, I just took it out of the box" line, you don't have to buy a new one each time you have a chick over.

5.) Condoms (lots of them). Dude, they're free at the student health center. You've got no excuse for having dozens of them in the drawer of your nightstand. Trust me, you don't want to end up like Rob.

6.) Liquor. It's a scientific fact that 42 percent of college girls don't drink beer. Okay, I just pulled that out of my ass, but it seems like about half of the girls I met in college refused to drink my American Ice. So, to keep everyone happy make sure to have some booze (as well as some mixers) on hand at all times.

7.) Breakfast food. It's seriously not that hard to keep some eggs in your fridge and a package of bacon in the freezer (that way it never goes bad). If the only things in your refrigerator are condiments and an empty Brita pitcher, how do you expect the trollop who slept over last night to make you breakfast in the morning? You've gotta plan ahead for stuff like this.

8.) Conditioner. I know the only things that're in your shower are a 2-year-old loofah and a bottle of that all in one hair/body wash crap, but it's time to graduate to more sophisticated shit. Namely, hair conditioner. It's well worth the $3.

9.) Scented candles. This isn't as gay as it sounds, I swear. While it may not bother you to wallow around in your own stink, it kind of grosses other people out. So pick a manly scent and get your candle on...your guests will thank you for it.

10.) Paper plates, plastic cutlery and aluminum foil. These items are the stuff that laziness is made out of. With disposable paper plates, forks, spoons and knives, you'll never have to do dishes. Ever. If you put aluminum foil on your baking sheet before heating stuff up in the oven, only the foil gets dirty...which you can then throw away. Dodging dishes is an easy way to keep your place relatively clean. If you're feeling particularly cheap (or as I like to call it: smart), you can take the cutlery from Wendy's the next time you get a Baconator.