5-Word Movie Review: The Incredible Hulk

5-Word Movie Review: The Incredible Hulk
5-Word Movie Review: The Incredible HulkMy sentiments exactly.5-Word Movie Review: The Incredible Hulk5-Word Movie Review: The Incredible HulkAbomination

Hulk Smash This Terrible Film

 

 

Final Thoughts: Let’s face it – the first Incredible Hulk film with Eric Bana was a colossal disaster marred by poor editing, terrible acting and an incoherent plot.

 

The new Hulk film with Edward Norton and Liv Tyler is pretty much the same thing, but with a coherent plot that is simply dull, uninspired and coma-inducing.

 

Despite being a movie where things are constantly exploding and being hurled around by a roaring green beast, I somehow managed to fall asleep for part of the film. I eventually awoke several minutes later to the emergence of the film’s main villain, a slightly less green version of the Hulk called Abomination.

 

Really? Really?

 

Why do they keep digging up this franchise? Are people really clamoring for more Hulk?

 

I really, really doubt it.

 

Let this franchise die, Marvel, and keep the blight on superhero films known as the Hulk out of the upcoming Avengers movie while you’re at it.


 

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Petro
mmm..honestly did not mind this movie...what were your thoughts on the ending with the "potentian sequel"? Posted 06/17/2008 09:15 AMReply
Brother Nazareth
@ Petro: It's actually not a sequel. Marvel is setting up the 2011 Avengers movie. After the credits of Iron Man, Nick Fury, the leader of the Avengers played by Samuel L. Jackson, comes out to talk him into joining. Same deal here. Posted 06/17/2008 09:19 AMReply
aquamarine
Despite the bad review, I still want to see it for myself. I'll probably end up being disappointed but at least I saw it coming. Posted 06/17/2008 11:52 AMReply
PoisonIvy
OMG HECTOR I DISAGREE SO HARD

ok, so the banner love story was lame, but CMON THE FIGHT SCENES were COOL. And it's Abomination is a CLASSIC villain!! And they were setting it up for the Leader to come into new films!! OMG OMG OMG

I know I am geeking out, and I don't think it's the BEST thing to happen, but it's certainly an improvement over old Hulk.
Posted 06/17/2008 7:21 PMReply
Anonymous
Really, I nearly fell asleep reading your uninsightful review....must be catching. Posted 06/22/2008 07:19 AMReply

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