McCain's campaign co-chairman, Phil Gramm, says we are in a "mental recession," but concrete evidence suggests otherwise. Since college students seem to transcend the reach of economical ruin, here are some steps to improve life during the illusionary economic slump.

1. Switch the Dom Perignon for Natty Light

Not that college students are big Dom Perignon drinkers, but we all need to have an alcoholic beverage every once in awhile. Fortunately, the recession has not affected the price of Natural Light. Natural Light is the smooth, and inexpensive, way to get a good buzz. You may have skimped on the brand name drink of choice, but you pockets will thank you later. 

2. Swap Easy Mac for Ramen Noodles

Aunt Sue may have sent you some Easy Mac in her early semester care package, and now your supply is finished. What to do?? Replace the high-end microwavable delight for a less-than-a-dollar treat... Ramen Noodles. Ramen is just as filling and just as easy to prepare. Ramen has been the poor college student staple for years, so why not back track?

3. Mix In Some LimeWire with Your iTunes Purchases

Music is expensive, and sometimes you don't even want the complete album. When you are a fanatic about a certain musician go to iTunes and legitimately purchase the tracks. The disposable pop song you heard from the slightly smelly kid across the hall, LimeWire it.

**Warning: Don't get caught by the RIAA, or the whole point of saving money will be vastly minimized.**  

4. Get A Bicycle With A Basket

Switching a car ride for a bike ride has triple the benefits; you reduce carbon emissions, you work in a little exercise, and you save money on gas. Yes, being on a bike during the winter doesn't work. Though, you can make the switch during favorable weather seasons. 

5. Become an Ebay aficionado

Yes, you may have to sift through some counterfeit products, and yet there's the sweet congratulatory pat on the back you can give yourself when you nab a luxury item for less. Bidding can get nasty sometimes, which is a mental drag -- in contrast, the reward is pretty sweet.

Gramm says, "We have sort of become a nation of whiners. ... You just hear this constant whining, complaining about a loss of competitiveness, America in decline," and with these suggestions you have nothing to whine about. Our economy may be on the decline, but we know how to minimize the whine!