Not every movie can be an Oscar-winner. Not every movie can even be decent. There are movies that suck. There’s actually a ton of movies that suck. But there’s a breed of movie that does not come around all too often—the movie that sucks so much it’s actually really good. Sometimes it’s fun to just laugh at how dumb something is. These movies are the cream of the crop when it comes to bad movies that are actually good.

7. Kazaam

Shaq acting! There isn’t really much else to say about why this movie is worth your time. It’s Shaq acting!

6. Last Action Hero

It’s actually a pretty cool idea—some kid finds his way into a movie. Arnold is unbeatable and so much crazy shit happens in this movie. There’s some guy who has like six different glass eyeballs that he rotates in and out of his eyeball. What is with that? Whatever, it’s hilarious.

5. Frighteners

A Peter Jackson movie before Peter Jackson was working with Frodo Baggins. Most Michael J. Fox movies are entertaining enough to watch. And this one’s definitely entertaining, seeing how Michael J. Fox punches a girl in the face. Fox can see dead people, and there’s one dead person (Gary Busey’s son) who is killing people because he wants to be the most deadly serial killer ever. I don’t think anyone gives a shit how many people a dead guy has killed, or if they even realize a dead guy can be the killer. Oh yeah, and this dead person can kill people who are already dead. Just don’t expect a high quality film like Lord of the Rings and you’ll be satisfied with Frighteners.

4. The Chase

Charlie Sheen at his best. The whole movie takes place in a car that he has stolen from a banging Kristy Swanson. She gets over the fact that he’s definitely a criminal and they proceed to have sex during a high speed chase. She’s literally riding him while he’s going 90 miles an hour. Awwwwwwesome! Sheen somehow gets out of leading a chase of OJ proportions and they live happily ever after. One of the most ridiculous parts of the movie comes when randomly-casted Anthony Kiedis and Flea play vigilantes and totally blow up their monster truck.

3. Cliffhanger

Sylvester Stallone, fresh off of beating the crap out of that Russian guy, decides he wants save lost people in the mountains. Some girl falls like a billion feet within the first five minutes, so Sly’s gotta beat off that demon for two hours. And the bad guy in this movie—John Lithgow. Really? Sylvester Stallone is supposed to be intimidated by the dad from 3rd Rock from the Sun? He beat up Apollo Creed! The ending battle of this movie makes this well worth the watching.

2. Total Recall

When you see Arnold Schwarzenegger’s face get melted by Mars’ atmosphere in the first minute of the film, you know you’re in for a treat. Arnold slaps a girl. There are hookers on Mars with three tits. Arnold breaks this guy’s arms off, holds them up and says, “See you at the pahty Richta!” This movie is full of great lines that you and your friends can recite in Arnold accents. A movie like this is almost as funny as a movie like Caddyshack.

1. Road House

The ridiculous of the ridiculous. Roadhouse is just so absurd it’s hilarious. Patrick Swayze is a guy who works at dive bars and turns them into hopping clubs. And everyone around America knows him like he’s famous? There’s a ton of ridiculous lines, from “Pain don’t hurt” to “I used to f*ck guys like you in prison.” And oh yeah, Swayze totally rips a guys throat out of his neck—with his bare hands!