An OTR tipster sent us this link to A-Rod’s $14M Upper East Side apartment that’s been listed for sale. It’s all the typical extravagance you’d expect from someone who makes eleventy-billion dollars a year, but something struck us a bit…strange about the floor plan seen above.

Do you notice anything odd? Take a good long look.

Got it? Well, if you can’t figure it out, try counting how many bathrooms there are. The answer is SEVEN. This might, might make sense if there were say, seven bedrooms, but alas, there are only four. So what exactly is the deal here? Does A-Rod have some sort of secret shitting problem which requires him to need a bathroom literally four feet away from him at all times? Drinking too much cheap beer perhaps? Come on, you’re an MLB player, you can afford the good stuff!

Does anyone have a plausible explanation for this? What’s another explanation of a 4600 square foot apartment that’s 50% full of bathrooms? Porcelin fetish? I can just imagine the conversation when he was looking to buy the place:

A-Rod: Yeah, this is nice, but do you have anything with more bathrooms?

Realtor: More, as in, more than four?

A-Rod: Right, like twelve, do you have one with twelve?

Realtor: I don’t think so, why would…

A-Rod: Alright, give me seven and we’ll call it even.

Realtor: Well, I guess we could try to install…

A-Rod: Oh shit! (runs into bathroom and slams door)

Also, let's say you like to do a lot of cocaine. An army of bathrooms to hide in might be useful. Just saying...