In nine days, this will be you: happily playing WiiSports before haphazardly hurling your wiimote into your television screen like an Olympic softball player gunning for a strikeout.

While the man in this video does not look inebriated, I’m postulating that, come Christmas Day (or rather, the night you return to campus with Wii in tow), you will be.

Huddled around the television with your closest friends, you’ll boast about your perfect form and unrivaled ability to toss virtual bowling balls with the best of them.

Of course, you’ll joke that, in real life, the only thing you can hit consistently is the gutter. And then, moments later, the wiimote will slip through your finger tips, crash into your television and ruin everyone’s day.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

[Fandome]